Frog Stomp

[ricketyclik]

Sep 1800 to Masuro

[marcuspeddle]

sent

[Paddy]

November 1800 to Czar Aqualung

Lord Rickety,
if you could spare the troops, could you please send a patrol out of Amsterdam along my borderlands to Frankfurt. The frog has made many incursions along this area, causing several loses to my troops Your valued assistance is required.

My Lords,
at this time my boffins types are busy learning the ancient art of the medicines. It is my hope that we could work together in this fine technologies....

[Aqualung71]

to rickety

Paddy.....well if somone would send us all Nationalism (that for some strange reason some civs started with but Mas and I didn't!), then we could certainly co-operate

Mas.....these european superpowers have high expectations of our poor peasant peoples, don't they?

[Paddy]

ahh I do not believe that I have Nationalism either....

As far as I know France is the only nation to start with it
France also starts with units already upgraded

so what are you all researching?

[marcuspeddle]

I have nationalism now. Anyone interested?

[Paddy]

yes please

bring it on

the Frog is stomping all over my footy ovals outside Hanover, and my musketeers are no match for his units

[marcuspeddle]

I'll see what I can do to help the european superpowers once I get enough peasants trained to wield a rifle properly.

[Paddy]

funny how you guys call ya selves peasant masters

have ya looked at the size of my little land of happy beer drinkers

[ricketyclik]

Originally posted by Paddy the Scot

Lord Rickety,
if you could spare the troops, could you please send a patrol out of Amsterdam along my borderlands to Frankfurt. The frog has made many incursions along this area, causing several loses to my troops Your valued assistance is required.

Give me a few turns to muster my forces...

Nov 1800 to Masuro.

[Paddy]

Originally posted by ricketyclik


Give me a few turns to muster my forces...

indeed good Sir

I have dug in and am sending out my own patrols of Cuirassiers... but it is a wild time

[marcuspeddle]

Presents for all!

[Paddy]

Thank you Lord Masuro for the gift of Nationalism

Lord Rickety I have sent you and Lord Masuro a box of Gold for your technologies.

Jan 1801 to Aqualung

[Aqualung71]

The tyrant Napoleon has demanded gold and maps from the Russian people. National pride leaves us with no choice but to declare war and fight his poofy girly-boys to the bitter end. We shall muddy their pretty blonde curls and our dogs shall eat their tiny French penises for breakfast while our soldiers show their French wenches how a real man's meat measures up!

Paddy, our first Cossack has been sent into your territory and is gratefully getting drunk on the wines outside your capital, awaiting orders from the Prussian King (or should I say the Holy Roman Emperor?). More shall be following. Order them as you will.

Many thanks to my loyal allies for sending over Nationalism, though we discovered it this turn ourselves. We are now working on Advanced Tactics I believe, to provide stronger infantry to back up our fast but defensively poor Cossacks.

The Russian Czar also wishes to announce the completion of his Winter Forbidden Palace in Moscow and invites all leaders of the Frog Stomping coalition for a hedonistic party. I shall provide beautiful Russian women for your pleasures.....including Ana Kournikova.

[Paddy]

woo hoo

a party

a party

wooo hooo




and thank you for sending much needed assistance.

Please bring your mighty Cossack Regiment to the Hanover - Frankfurt Road. Here you will find plenty of opportunity for a good Frog Stomp