Decidedly average

[HazieDaVampire]

ok, managed to invade the poorest part of the continent! (the west part) with the 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th armys (not the army unit, just a group of units that tend to hang around together.)

a group of marines have been sent ahead to take a look, since i have no carriers on that front, so i cant recon. I've equiped them with some dection equipment, cuz we've never set of one of these bombs.

1 - "Henderson, get back here!"

3 - "i'm getting some strange readings"

2 - "oh, tell me thats empty!"

3 - "its a boot, its a bit soggy."

1 - "oh god!"

[HazieDaVampire]

*talking mid AI turn*

thats it, i'm getting peace, then i ship over way to meny nukes, then i launch'em!

[HazieDaVampire]

ok, they won't talk to me! LETS NUKE'EM! AND NUKE'EM GOOOOODDDD!

Looks like i mite have my own dunkerk! looks like i mite start losing citys soon, way to meny chinese Tanks!

[HazieDaVampire]

ok, got peace with india, after i nuked them a little, i used an ICBM and a tacticle.

the RAF has had its first casulties. a Chinese Mig got one of our bombers. first time thats ever happened! I had actualy just turned my speakers up, i launched one attack;
brrrrrr bang bang bang.
then another brrrrrrr, fffffrrrrrrrr, swush, BOWM!
i nearly jumped out of my chair!

[HazieDaVampire]

THE DAILY EMPIRE
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SWEET REVENGE
Two parasquads were droped behind enemy lines and launched an attack on the city where the mid came from, they ran in, filled the place with satchels and ran out! Bang! no more city, no more migs!

[miccofl]

Ah, the joy of sapping!

[HazieDaVampire]

lol? Sapping?

by the way, i have nearly finished my spaceship!

i'm up to 4 squares changing each turn!
its 2002, so i'm going to post a map!
2 maps, one will by the usual, the other will be radiation levels!

[HazieDaVampire]

AHHH! LOST ANOTHER BOMBER TO ONE OF THEM BASTARDS!
NEXT TIME I SEND IN MY OWN MIGS!

[miccofl]

Sapping is what sappers do - the art of covertly planting explosives and blowing things up.

[HazieDaVampire]

so thats why they call the Royal Engineers sappers.oh well, about to post map, did some cool zoming to show battle progress!

[HazieDaVampire]

muhahahaha!

i woke up hate!

and after all that i form a band and we take over the universe!

[miccofl]

HMS Micco FL?

[HazieDaVampire]

i've just realized that your name is the place you come from! i thourght it sounded strange!

well, launched a whole load of nukes at india and china! They won't trust me for a long time!

i've nuked plenty of citys, they won't be tradin anything! nor building anything!
bremen is a Chinese airbase, they've been using it to bombard my troops, my carrier is one turn away from it, but i'll just nuke it anyways!

enter launch code, b-a-j-e-s-u-s-b-a-n-o-c-k-e-r-s
now they tell me this big red coffee button also launches nukes!
so,
bing!

[miccofl]

i woke up hate!

OOooo! She's a real ***** in the morning!

[HazieDaVampire]

ok, saved at the end of 2003, gunna go take a shower, its 2:44pm and i havn't got changed yet!
Civ3 addictiveness at work!

and beleave it or not, i've never smoked, or took any drugs! ever! But for some reason i just cant resist civ3!