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The stories goes: Pip the brave from the newfounded town of Thebes, ventured forward and found a small village in the outskirts of the lands.
He entered and was asked by the friendly tribespeople if he could take Bubba as an apprentice and teach him to use the club properly. He looked Bubba over and agreed, when the young warrior wannabe seemed strong and willing.
A few years went past and Pip entered another tribe close by and upset their mighty warriors and even if he fought bravely he was killed.
Meanwhile Bubba, who also was in the neighbourhood, heard rumors about Pip's departure and went to gather his tutor's earthly remains to bury, he was attacked by a stray angry tribesman. With luck and skills he survived the attack and in his head he heard a booming voice: "BUBBA, YOU ARE NOW A REGULAR!" The gods had spoken to him.
Very proud of himself he set out to explore the world. The tales of his bravery and clubmanship is legendary. He found 5 tribes under his journeys, all who he happened to upset and they wanted to kill him. But he dealt with it easily as only he could and when the diplomats at the homelands sent word to him to come home and after seeing the map of the other great civilizations, Bubba started to long journey home.
Clearing the way of several barbarian (rumors says he killed 8 barbs on the way, his killcount was now 23) Bubba the Elite Warrior was now only a short walk away to see his own great country for the first time in his life.
Suddenly the noise of battle reached his ears, the Romans had launched a sneak attack on the Egyptian empire and from nowhere a single horseman ambush Bubba and slays him on the spot.
Cleopatra the Queen furiously counter the filthy Roman's treason and wipe them all out, including burning all their cities to the ground and noone was ever to speak about them again.
Only Bubba remains in the egyptian peoples hearts and minds and every year the nation hold a celebration to his memory, where citizens and soldiers pay their tribute to the warrior, who almost made it home.
He entered and was asked by the friendly tribespeople if he could take Bubba as an apprentice and teach him to use the club properly. He looked Bubba over and agreed, when the young warrior wannabe seemed strong and willing.
A few years went past and Pip entered another tribe close by and upset their mighty warriors and even if he fought bravely he was killed.
Meanwhile Bubba, who also was in the neighbourhood, heard rumors about Pip's departure and went to gather his tutor's earthly remains to bury, he was attacked by a stray angry tribesman. With luck and skills he survived the attack and in his head he heard a booming voice: "BUBBA, YOU ARE NOW A REGULAR!" The gods had spoken to him.
Very proud of himself he set out to explore the world. The tales of his bravery and clubmanship is legendary. He found 5 tribes under his journeys, all who he happened to upset and they wanted to kill him. But he dealt with it easily as only he could and when the diplomats at the homelands sent word to him to come home and after seeing the map of the other great civilizations, Bubba started to long journey home.
Clearing the way of several barbarian (rumors says he killed 8 barbs on the way, his killcount was now 23) Bubba the Elite Warrior was now only a short walk away to see his own great country for the first time in his life.
Suddenly the noise of battle reached his ears, the Romans had launched a sneak attack on the Egyptian empire and from nowhere a single horseman ambush Bubba and slays him on the spot.
Cleopatra the Queen furiously counter the filthy Roman's treason and wipe them all out, including burning all their cities to the ground and noone was ever to speak about them again.
Only Bubba remains in the egyptian peoples hearts and minds and every year the nation hold a celebration to his memory, where citizens and soldiers pay their tribute to the warrior, who almost made it home.
Had me rolling on the ground, or at least holding onto my chair to stop falling out. Fantastic story. 
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