Possible MP diplomacy?

[redstar1]

This is what I think a diplomatic discussion between two human players in MP might look like:

Player1: Hark, almighty and rightful leader of the Romans. I, Player1, Cheftain of the everlasting Zulu empire do request an audience.

Player2: 0k d00d, I is l337.

Player1: Ermmm, yes! Would you care to trade world maps with me? I can also swap Literacy for Chemistry.

Player2: U sux0rz.

Player1: Perhaps you would like to trade some Ivory for some of your wonderful Spices?

*** Romans declare war on the Zulu Empire! ***

Player2: L0l. n00b.

[PapaLenin]

=)

[Jethro83]

We must all unite against this menace that refers to itself as the 1337!!!

[redstar1]

Player1 decides he needs an ally to fight Player2.....

Player1: Greetings o generous demigod of the Aztecs. I have a proposal for you...

Player3: ?

Player1: Will you ally with me and fight the evil Romans? I will give you Metallurgy and 300 gold!

*** Aztecs steal Metallurgy and 300 gold from you! ***

Player1: Eh? How did you do that? Are you cheating?

Player3: I 4m l337 h4x0r! 4ll j00r b4s3 4r3 b4l0ng t0 m3!

*** Aztecs declare war on Zulus ***

*** Due to mutual protection pact English, Russian, Chinese, Indian, Babylonian, American, Iriqois and French declare war on Zulus ***

Player1: F**K

[Locus]

LOL!

[I-iZ-1337]

D00d j00 iz s0 rite, I iz not the diplo type, war rulez. When I playz MP I wi11 play on tiny mapz with only a f33w playerz s0 I can getz az much fast warz in az possible. Diplo iz for w33ker playerz - r331 1337 no1 playerz can handle the warz az j00 wi11 a11 learn from MPz.

[redstar1]

I rest my case.......

For those opf you with a sore head, I will translate what our script-kiddie freind is trying to say:

I-am-Elite -

You are correct sir. I do not like to play a diplomatic style game, I prefer war, it is great. When I play MP, I will play on a tiny map as it reminds me of my penis, along with a small number of other twa.. players so I can have as many wars as possible. Diplomacy is for inexperienced players, really good top drawer number one players can handle wars as you will all learn from playing multiplayer.

[Solver]

Do not worry 1337, I will not play with you.

[Jon Shafer]

Redstar you crack me up!

[Beammeuppy]

Originally posted by I-iZ-1337
D00d j00 iz s0 rite, I iz not the diplo type, war rulez. When I playz MP I wi11 play on tiny mapz with only a f33w playerz s0 I can getz az much fast warz in az possible. Diplo iz for w33ker playerz - r331 1337 no1 playerz can handle the warz az j00 wi11 a11 learn from MPz.

Seen this lingo before.

A very cool guy.........

[zulu9812]

I can't understand anything he says. It was tolerable once, but it's beginning to piss me off now.

[Beammeuppy]

Originally posted by zulu9812
I can't understand anything he says. It was tolerable once, but it's beginning to piss me off now.

Guess his status at CFC (assuming it as about the same very cool guy).

[Lucilla]

Originally posted by zulu9812
I can't understand anything he says. It was tolerable once, but it's beginning to piss me off now.

I'd be suprised if he'd be able to say one clear proper sentence. You know that stuff that we learned in early childhood...
Just being "different" doesn't help very much in communication. So if he has something important to say, he should switch to proper language. If he doesn't, he either has nothing to say or isn't able to talk / write, whatever. I don't care. To bad, so sad.

[ShredZ]

LOL!

Anything will be better than dealing with a pissed off AI tho:

ME= Care to trade 1500gp, 50gpt, some spices & my world map for Navigation ???

AI= This deal cannot be done !!!

ME=

[Beammeuppy]

He did once, I mean one time.

Could be chat like discussions in MP btw, guess with 8+ players on-line in a game chatroom management becomes an issue