Compared to So-in-So your military is Average!!
When the Sid Clone Military Advisor pops up and tells me this, I just want to shoot him with acid filled paintballs.
The CIV3 military assessment by raw body count is stupid beyond a normally forgivable game design issue because this one factor tends to drive extortion demands and stupid AI behavior that just should not be happening. If Psycho Chaka or Ballistic Bismarck thinks that our military is average this doubles our triples the chance that they will do something stupid to attack us.
The problem is that the CIV3 game designers applied an Ancient Age military assessment formula to every aspect of the game instead and included total unit body count in the military power formula. Based on test data, every unit is included in the formula. Workers, Settlers, Scouts, Explorers, Land Units, Air Units, Naval Units, Transports, and Bombardment Units are all counted equally in the military formula.
To test this process, I used the editor to artificially build treasury and population growth so I could build a force of 20 workers and one warrior to compare to the AI’s military force of 12 spearmen and archers and 2 workers. In this case, the AI doesn’t attack me and I get messages from the military advisory saying “Compared to these bozos our military is strong”. All other factors (cities, etc.) are equal. So what are my 20 workers going to do to defend the empire when those weak 12 military units come charging into the realm.
I tested the opposite case, and manipulated the units to have 12 Mech Infantry units and 2 workers in my military while the AI’s military contained 4 warriors and 18 workers. In this case, my wise and knowledgeable Sid Clone Military Advisor popped up saying “Compared to these bozos our military is weak”. The next turn when I asked two evil AI warriors to leave my territory, they declared war on me because they thought their military power gave them that right.
Everyone who really thinks this is a conscious and logical game design issue; hold up your hands now so we can identify you permanently as someone who has absolutely lost all contact with reality.
When the Sid Clone Military Advisor pops up and tells me this, I just want to shoot him with acid filled paintballs.
The CIV3 military assessment by raw body count is stupid beyond a normally forgivable game design issue because this one factor tends to drive extortion demands and stupid AI behavior that just should not be happening. If Psycho Chaka or Ballistic Bismarck thinks that our military is average this doubles our triples the chance that they will do something stupid to attack us.
The problem is that the CIV3 game designers applied an Ancient Age military assessment formula to every aspect of the game instead and included total unit body count in the military power formula. Based on test data, every unit is included in the formula. Workers, Settlers, Scouts, Explorers, Land Units, Air Units, Naval Units, Transports, and Bombardment Units are all counted equally in the military formula.
To test this process, I used the editor to artificially build treasury and population growth so I could build a force of 20 workers and one warrior to compare to the AI’s military force of 12 spearmen and archers and 2 workers. In this case, the AI doesn’t attack me and I get messages from the military advisory saying “Compared to these bozos our military is strong”. All other factors (cities, etc.) are equal. So what are my 20 workers going to do to defend the empire when those weak 12 military units come charging into the realm.
I tested the opposite case, and manipulated the units to have 12 Mech Infantry units and 2 workers in my military while the AI’s military contained 4 warriors and 18 workers. In this case, my wise and knowledgeable Sid Clone Military Advisor popped up saying “Compared to these bozos our military is weak”. The next turn when I asked two evil AI warriors to leave my territory, they declared war on me because they thought their military power gave them that right.
Everyone who really thinks this is a conscious and logical game design issue; hold up your hands now so we can identify you permanently as someone who has absolutely lost all contact with reality.
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