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  • I vote for Canada in the XP

    Leader: I think the Trudeau head is already over in the Files forum.

    Group:
    Both American and European, so when culturally linked, they have to deal with America, Iroqouis, France, and England, who are friendly, as well as Aztecs, Germany, and Russia, who are nasty.

    Characteristics:
    Commercial (to pay for beer)
    Industrious (but only before the beer)

    Free techs:
    Pottery (for beer)
    Masonry (for hockey rinks)

    Governor builds:
    Often - Wheat and hops. No, I mean cars. Oops, I mean hockey rinks and bars... and the Windsor Ballet (ie, happiness buildings).
    Never - Naval units.

    Aggression:
    -10

    Preferred government:
    Haven't decided yet; they'll let us know soon.

    Shunned government:
    Anything that prohibits beer.

    Unique unit (credit to Dominae):
    The Mounty. Cavalry replacement. 5-4-4, and treats hills / mountains as roads. Never dies, but turns into a Worker. Wacky Canadians.



    R
    "Verily, thou art not paid for thy methods, but for thy results, by which meaneth thou shalt kill thine enemy by any means available before he killeth you." - Richard Marcinko

  • #2
    Both American and European, so when culturally linked, they have to deal with America, Iroqouis, France
    Vive Quebec Libre - Charles DeGaul while in Quebec.


    Such a great friend.

    Shunned government:
    Anything that prohibits beer.
    Any government that imports American beer.

    You need to add hops and barley as a resource.

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    • #3
      You're joking

      Ha Ha Ha, your funny
      But if your not joking you must have drinking too much beer.
      "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
      - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

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      • #4
        Re: You're joking

        Originally posted by Il Duce
        Ha Ha Ha, your funny
        But if your not joking you must have drinking too much beer.
        There can never be such a thing as too much beer.
        (\__/)
        (='.'=)
        (")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

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        • #5
          Depends

          Depends on the type of beer, one bottle of Busch is one too many
          "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
          - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

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          • #6
            You forgot the rescources needed to make the mounty unit.

            1: Ann Mury Records (Research req: Mysticism)
            2: Canadian Bacon (Research req: Gunpowder (hey, you need to kill damn pig first ))
            I drink to one other, and may that other be he, to drink to another, and may that other be me!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Thrawn05
              You forgot the rescources needed to make the mounty unit.

              1: Ann Mury Records (Research req: Mysticism)
              2: Canadian Bacon (Research req: Gunpowder (hey, you need to kill damn pig first ))
              You also need the saltpeter to cure it.

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              • #8
                Canada isn't a real country and has no place in Civilization III.

                MonsterMan's Mod: http://www.angelfire.com/amiga/civ3/

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                • #9
                  Yeah, Canada is just "England lite". Except for Quebec...they're "French "lite". :-)

                  I'm just teasing :-)

                  At least Canada has one thing America doesn't - good neighbors!

                  :-)
                  We are all beta testers...can't wait for the finished version.

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                  • #10
                    I think Canada should have more bananas. Instead of all that beer.

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                    • #11
                      Blame Canada

                      Canada can be added to the game as long as everything could be blamed on them. Messages could read

                      .....Disease has struck the city of "insert name." Our wise men think it's because of the jungle be we all know it's Canada's fault."

                      or

                      "Because of Canada, the Germans have declared war on us."

                      "Our lives are frittered away by detail....simplify, simplify."

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                      • #12
                        Note to self: Never, EVER sign an MPP with Canada in XP.
                        I drink to one other, and may that other be he, to drink to another, and may that other be me!

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                        • #13
                          No, you sure wouldn't want to sign an MPP with Canada! I mean look at all the times they've failed their allies! In the First World War.. oh, wait... In the Second World War... oh, uh, right they were there three years before the US... The Korean War... darn, nope they were in the front lines there too... Vietnam War, all the draft dodgers went to Canada, oh and except that Canada sent more than that number of troops to Vietnam... But the Cold War, what did they do there besides forming NORAD with us... and wait, what was he talking about again? I don't remember but it was obviously coming out of somewhere other than his mouth.

                          Cheers,

                          Dr. Charm

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                          • #14
                            Canada sent more than that number of troops to Vietnam


                            We sent troops to Viet Nam? I don't think so...
                            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                            Stadtluft Macht Frei
                            Killing it is the new killing it
                            Ultima Ratio Regum

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                            • #15
                              30,000 Canadians fought in Vietnam

                              Cheers,

                              Dr. Charm

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