What the leaders in Civ3 are really thinking about!!

[Minuteman]

C'mon...you're gonna tell me that this never crossed your mind once on the foreign advisor's screen??

[The Andy-Man]

well, i am still holding out that there is a cheat to get Joan nude.


THE WHOLE WORLD HAS JUST SIGNED AN ALIANCE AGAINST FRANCE, TO GANG BANG JOAN D'ARC!!!



Joan: Hello cleo, i want some dyes please
Cleopatra: Ok then. i want 100gp, and 1000g/p/t
Joan:But Cleo! I havnt got that!
Cleo:Well what have you got?
Joan: A tounge.....

[Zachriel]

Re: What the leaders in Civ3 are really thinking about!!

Originally posted by Minuteman
C'mon...you're gonna tell me that this never crossed your mind once on the foreign advisor's screen??

You've been playing waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much.

[Arachno]

You two are creepy ...

[Blacken]

...I'm calling the asylum.

[Minuteman]

Originally posted by Arachno
You two are creepy ...

Creepy!! Creepy!!

I'll have you know that in some third-world countries, it's considered an act of sheer genius to be able to perfect playing Civ III with only one hand.

[MonsterMan]

Heh... open up the diplomacy.txt in your civ3/Text dir, change the lady's responses to something more eh soothing... if that animated face stirs up your romantic side.

[Leonidas]

I think Alexander the Great's waiting to be "b!tch slapped". . .

[aahz_capone]

Well, I must admit the first thing that entered my mind when I saw Joan's early picture was cleavage....

Now, about that cheat, I wouldn't mind seeing Cleo either. She is reputed to be the most beautiful woman of the ancient world, but you wouldn't know it in civ3.

[ACooper]

Sometimes, you guys really scare me.


Look, there is a world outside!!!

[aahz_capone]

A World?! Where?!

(aahz looks outside)

AAAARGH!!!

[Thrawn05]

Need I say more?

[The Andy-Man]

but the world is made up of nast ppl, i never heard a nude picture of a pretty lady say 'no' to me.

[nato]

Well the original post got one (and probably only one) thing right ... it used the word "croissont".

The French language is composed entirely of just four phrases:

1. Croissont
2. Beret
3. Sacre Bleu
4. Retreat! It is zee Germans!

All different meanings are derived simply by changing the intonation and emphasis of those four phrases, such as "CROIssont" instead of "croissONT".

Edit: Additionally the phrase "Cordon Bleu" can be found occassionally, but only in technical manuals and other advanced writings.

[The Andy-Man]

you forgot merde and pantaloons. my old guitar teacher was french, and he said these alot.

you play like a pair of pantaloon avec merde in them