Charles (BTW, your name doesn't make sense. Chuck you Farley makes sense, in a spoonerism sort of way. No, I won't explain my handle to you, although I suspect you don't get it.),
Talking to you is useless, of course, but I'm stuck here and thus I have time to waste. Doesn't mean I'll waste a lot on you, but some.
Your little list shows me that you've not only not played the game, but haven't even read the posts about the game. For example:
"Unrealistic and poorly modelled trade negotiation, often losing more to the bargaining table with little or no gain, but a pissed off AI."
Uh, I guess you missed the whole tech brokering/ Pope strategy/ trade whoring thing people have been talking about for months now. Run a search and you'll see how foolish your criticism was. Now, trade can be criticized, but not for the reasons you gave.
Let's see. Oh, the thing where you couldn't access all the different civs via the foreign advisor. Yeah, that was a toughy. For one, because you have a problem playing against so many different civs due to slow down, you could try playing with fewer. Two birds, one stone. Then there's a button on the lower left marked D for Diplomacy (gasp) that brings up a list of different civs. Also available via hotkey! (Shift+D! Tricky devils.) Then you could go to your trade advisor and reach any civ you want, despite the bug on the foreign advisor screen. Games have bugs, get used to it. But this particular bug is pretty far from an inconvenience.
No control over ambient sounds... I dunno about you, but all I get from most games is a volume slider and an off switch, which Civ III has. Jeez, nitpicky or what? Who listens to the stupid music in games anyway? Well, I guess some people must, but I don't. Again, like your whole list, BFD.
A lot of your problems boil down to "it wasn't that way in Civ II". Well, no, and I'm glad. I didn't want a warmed-over expansion pack for Civ II, I wanted a new game. That's what I got. Don't blame other people for wanting what they want. If you're not happy, that's your problem, not mine, nor is it Firaxis' problem, given that there are plenty of satisfied customers out there. (Ooooh, the price went down. That happens, buddy. Some games don't, but if you can find it remaindered at your local mall... Well, you won't, not for some time. Hey, I can find Myst for 5 bucks. Must've been real unpopular.)
Some of your problems will be fixed, I suppose, by Firaxis, although at this point, I don't really care because I'm happy as it is. Others, like the start location one, that was fixed by a third party, as I understand the situation. Flexibility might help you in this situation. I'm pretty sure that you don't want to be helped, though. You just want to whine. It's a free internet, I suppose. Well, not really. Somebody pays to let you and I post here. But if they don't mind you whining, I hope they don't mind me whining back. Personally, I'd've banned you, if it was my fan site.
If you can't fathom why we fans, people who like and play Civ III, don't appreciate your little crusade to find fault and generally be a jerk about a game YOU DON'T EVEN PLAY, try going to a fan site for, say, the Detroit Red Wings, and badmouth them there. Can you predict the result?
Not only do you not play the game, you don't know the game, you don't know the industry, you don't know jack. No negative reviews indeed. To anyone I've annoyed by talking to this jackass, I apologize. I just iggied him anyway. Life is too short.
Talking to you is useless, of course, but I'm stuck here and thus I have time to waste. Doesn't mean I'll waste a lot on you, but some.
Your little list shows me that you've not only not played the game, but haven't even read the posts about the game. For example:
"Unrealistic and poorly modelled trade negotiation, often losing more to the bargaining table with little or no gain, but a pissed off AI."
Uh, I guess you missed the whole tech brokering/ Pope strategy/ trade whoring thing people have been talking about for months now. Run a search and you'll see how foolish your criticism was. Now, trade can be criticized, but not for the reasons you gave.
Let's see. Oh, the thing where you couldn't access all the different civs via the foreign advisor. Yeah, that was a toughy. For one, because you have a problem playing against so many different civs due to slow down, you could try playing with fewer. Two birds, one stone. Then there's a button on the lower left marked D for Diplomacy (gasp) that brings up a list of different civs. Also available via hotkey! (Shift+D! Tricky devils.) Then you could go to your trade advisor and reach any civ you want, despite the bug on the foreign advisor screen. Games have bugs, get used to it. But this particular bug is pretty far from an inconvenience.
No control over ambient sounds... I dunno about you, but all I get from most games is a volume slider and an off switch, which Civ III has. Jeez, nitpicky or what? Who listens to the stupid music in games anyway? Well, I guess some people must, but I don't. Again, like your whole list, BFD.
A lot of your problems boil down to "it wasn't that way in Civ II". Well, no, and I'm glad. I didn't want a warmed-over expansion pack for Civ II, I wanted a new game. That's what I got. Don't blame other people for wanting what they want. If you're not happy, that's your problem, not mine, nor is it Firaxis' problem, given that there are plenty of satisfied customers out there. (Ooooh, the price went down. That happens, buddy. Some games don't, but if you can find it remaindered at your local mall... Well, you won't, not for some time. Hey, I can find Myst for 5 bucks. Must've been real unpopular.)
Some of your problems will be fixed, I suppose, by Firaxis, although at this point, I don't really care because I'm happy as it is. Others, like the start location one, that was fixed by a third party, as I understand the situation. Flexibility might help you in this situation. I'm pretty sure that you don't want to be helped, though. You just want to whine. It's a free internet, I suppose. Well, not really. Somebody pays to let you and I post here. But if they don't mind you whining, I hope they don't mind me whining back. Personally, I'd've banned you, if it was my fan site.
If you can't fathom why we fans, people who like and play Civ III, don't appreciate your little crusade to find fault and generally be a jerk about a game YOU DON'T EVEN PLAY, try going to a fan site for, say, the Detroit Red Wings, and badmouth them there. Can you predict the result?
Not only do you not play the game, you don't know the game, you don't know the industry, you don't know jack. No negative reviews indeed. To anyone I've annoyed by talking to this jackass, I apologize. I just iggied him anyway. Life is too short.
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