The "If Civ3 Were A ... " Game: Don't Wait to Play!

[yin26]

If Civ3 were a jelly doughnut, the center would be empty and you'd have to buy the jelly separately 6 months later -- or inject your own jelly in the meantime.

Now, to all the self-appointed Whiner Busters (tm) out there: Just have fun with this one. You can make a supportive 'If Civ3 were a...' if you like. Try one. It's kind of challenging. I'll try one:

If Civ3 were 15 minutes muffins, it would bake in 7 minutes!

LOL! See there?

[TechWins]

I don't see what there isn't to like about Yin? He always seems to add amusement to the board, IMO.

If Civ3 were a wh*re it would lack a p*ssy. Both of them are useless.

If Civ3 were a horse it would lack a jockey. Nobody wants to use/play it.

If Civ3 were a book it would have an interesting beginning, then a tiresome middle, and an ending that continously repeats the words "move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit....".

[korn469]

can't help myself, this it too funny!

If Civ3 was a foot long hotdog it would only be 11 inches

[yin26]

LOL! That's the spirit, guys!

If Civ3 were a puppy, its best trick would be to play dead.

If Civ3 were a woman, it would be turned on for hours at a time but constantly nagging you with domestic advice.

Now for a supportive one:

If Civ3 were a vampire, it would STILL refuse to suck.

[notyoueither]

If civ 3 were Yin, the computer would constantly berate you personally for the choices you made that it didn't agree with.

I guess that makes Yin the Domestic Nag of Apolyton.

Sorry Yin, but the door was open...

Salve

[DaShi]

Well, that was uncool.


If Civ3 was a TV show, it would air on FOX.

[notyoueither]

So, how much less cool is it than the jibes hurled at employees of Firaxis and others by some of the people who frequent these forums?

Salve

[MarkG]

and then you accuse me of trolling....