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"Lobster are eaten at Red Lobster, Chickens are eaten at my house, but I stil dunno what's that thing they have at Kentucky Fried Chicken" - Me
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"Evil Persia persists in attacking our cities, our women and children, and our cattle. Please ally with the Zulu, Joan d'Arc! We MUST protect those cattle!"Every positive value has it's price in negative terms - the genius of Einstein leads to Hiroshima.
---Pablo Picasso.Comment
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"Go boil your head" - Japan when I asked for tribute.Comment
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"We were just trying to borrow a cup of rice..." (I forgot the rest)
- when I asked the Japanese to leave my territory
If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.Comment
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"Babylonian swines have been spotted rooting in the garbage near Osaka. Remove them at once or face consequences!"
I almost fell of my chair when i saw this one
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When asked to remove forces by a friend (quote not exact)
"There, um, just on a routine training mission . . . yeah, that's the ticket"
Good old Jon Lovitz
You sunk my Scrableship!Comment
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From the Advisor screen, when changing governments:
So you say you want a revolution?
[] Yes. You know its gonna be alright.
[] No. You can count me out.Illegitimi non carborundum est.Comment
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You beat me to that one Zen. As a Beatles fan, that's one of my favorites. It actually made me spit Mountain Dew out of my nose.Comment
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Three words: increase your medication.
The best one I've seen yet involves telling a friendly Montezuma to please get his units the hell out of your territory. He says something like "Of course. I greatly regret this unfortunate incident. Or so I'm told. Personally, I really don't care." All with that grin on his face.gamma, aka BuddyPharaohComment
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All your base are belong to us... Funny. Was wondering about that signature of Vel...
OK, I'm kickin' some Roman butt, as I ask them to make a deal:
Quote Caesar:"Fool! Do you think we are frightened of your puny soldiers? Well, as fate would have it, we are!"
And then he gives me all of his gold, and a sh*tload of gold/turn
with that sad look on his face"- Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes." - Oscar Wilde
"...men jeg kan jo brukes til så mangt, du kan jo koke lim av meg såklart. Og lime bilder inn... i minneboken din."Comment
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"Civilization3.e.exe has generated errors and will be closed by
Windows. You will need to restart the program.
An error log is being created."
*NOT* by favorite, but quite familiar with it
Over the hills and far away,
Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain,
King George commands and we obey,
Over the hills and far away.Comment
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Ghandi telling responding to my request to leave my territory with "In your weak position, I too would fear the incursion. We will grant your request." when I have over 300 units to his 10 spearmen.
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Shaka said almost the exact same thing to me! I tell ya, I was tempted to tire of his insolence and declare war on him again...
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The funny thing is, is that one of his cities are currently next to a Cow, and producing 6 or somting grains!!!Originally posted by dainbramaged13
"It was nice trading with you mao, now wont you come and have some nice vegetarian curry?"
-Ghandi
Show me yours and I'll show you mine.
-Shaka ZuluLast edited by Thrawn05; December 14, 2001, 10:03.I drink to one other, and may that other be he, to drink to another, and may that other be me!Comment
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"Our troops approach your cities ..." , I told one of the leaders (might have been the Russians?)
"Russia does not cave in to terrorism. The outlaw state of X will pay for its arrogance."
Also, on another occasion: "Russia does not surrender to terrorists."
I found the exchanges strangely contemporary, scary even.
A clever one: "Peace cannot be purchased by threat of arms,. But it CAN be rented for a while. X accepts your offer of peace. For now."
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