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27) Because Chess is better played without animated advisors.
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28. Because a muppet was put in charge of constructing the world maps.
29. Because the art dude put clothes on Joan of ArcComment
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30) Because it takes only two days to download it(1 left
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"Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.Comment
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31) Because you don't have a 1024x768 monitor
Solver, WePlayCiv Co-Administrator
Contact: solver-at-weplayciv-dot-com
I can kill you whenever I please... but not today. - The Cigarette Smoking ManComment
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32) Because you are happily married and you intend to stay that way (at least until Xmas)
33) Because you are blind (Braille Civ3 anyone?)
34) Because you are an X-Files fan (if you play Civ3 how are you going to catch up on the reruns?)Comment
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35. Because Eli didn't tell me yet where he downloaded the game (hint hint)
36. Because you have RSI
37. Because you still didn't manage it to beat the Civ2 Deity level
38. You're against globalisation
39. You're a pacifist
40. You're an anarchist
41. You're a part of the Taleban (computers are from the devil)
42. You're Bin Laden and your computer got just hit by a big bomb
43. You're Bush and controlling the world in real life is more fun
44. Yuo Do'tn spaek Enlisgh
45. You didn't knew MP wasn't in and you're still waiting for the other party to finish it's turn
46. You're busy building the List for civ4Formerly known as "CyberShy"
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47. Infogrames haven't published the BTE worldwide.
48. Your aunt doesn't want you to play PC games,
because it might endanger your health.
49. You should save your money for Osama bin Laden's
"charity" organisation, al-Qaida.
50. You wouldn't be able to go out with your pet tarantula."Kids, don't listen to uncle Solver unless you want your parents to spank you." - SolverComment
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51) Because you don't have a job and you don't have the money.Comment
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52) You were busily hunting for some seeds and berries and accidentally wandered into the wrong forum.Beware the stare of the hamster!Comment
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53) You're too busy reading all the hilarious comments in this thread!
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54. Your girlfriend is addicted to Windows Solitaire and won't let you take up hours of CPU time CIV'ing.
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55. You work for Activision and don't want to know how to do Civ properly.
56. Your company doesn't allow downloads greater than 500kb through the firewall on their ADSL.
57. You got abducted by a time-machine experiement from the year 763BC.Comment
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58. Why play civ 3 when you can play master of magic
Das Ewige Friede ist ein Traum, und nicht einmal ein schöner /Moltke
Si vis pacem, para bellum /VegetiusComment
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59. Because you've already got enough credit card debt, you're likely to need to pay for your next semester of college out of your pocket, and you *swore* to yourself, "no extras!" until you had build your savings back up.
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To those who understand,
I extend my hand.
To the doubtful I demand,
Take me as I am.Comment
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60. Because you are supposed to be getting married and going on your honeymoon tomorrow.
61. Because you've still got about 200 other games on your shelf that you haven't finished playing.
62. Because you are dead.Avoid COLONY RUSH on Galactic Civlizations II (both DL & DA) with my Slow Start Mod.
Finding Civ 4: Colonization too easy? Try my Ten Colonies challenge.Comment
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