Top Ten Reasons NOT to buy Civ3

[Travathian]

10) You have a soical life, and you enjoy it.

9) You have a job.

8) You go to school.

7) Conquering the world isn't your cup of tea.

6) You still have CtP I

5) You actually bought CtP II and still own it!

4) You don't have a computer.

3) You don't have a computer made this millenium.

2) You're a little girly man afraid of getting beat back to ancient times.

1) Civ3? Is that a new computer chip?


Feel free to add your own!

[yin26]

11) It's not a first-person shooter.

[Alexander's Horse]

12. Yin told me not to

[Pyrodrew]

13)It's not Civ2.1

14)Your 1st name is Sid

[Travathian]

15) Its not a RTS.

16) You have a Mac or Linux system.

17) You actually require 10 hours of sleep a week.

[tleilaxu]

18. America is too young to be in Civ!!

[yin26]

19) You've been playing the beta for 4 months and know how bad it is.

[tleilaxu]

20. You live in Hong Kong and can get it from the gangsters for $2.50 US, plus bootlegs of movies that haven't been released yet

[yin26]

21) Because you're currently on a plane to Hong Kong.

[MattHiggs]

22)Because it isn't out yet

[wotan321]

23. Because that big mean voice in your head says NO! NO! NO! NO! BAD GAME! BAD! BAD! MUST HAVE RAISINS!

...uh.... at least that's what a friend told me....

[Zanzin]

24) Because you read threads like this!

[Rasputin]

25. It doest have MP !!

[Tilemacho]

26. Your girlfriend will leave you (but do you still care...???)

[Stuie]

Originally posted by Rasputin
25. It doest have MP !!

26. Because Rasputin's avatar told me not to.