Does somebady actually live near Firaxis headquarters?

[Asesino_Virtual]

dammit! where the heck is the iostream.h !!!!

[java4me]

Originally posted by Asesino_Virtual
#include

int ()

{

cout << "Stop coding, if u are so smart, just work at Firaxis/n
What do u think?"
cin >> Response
if Response == "**** you!" then
cout << "Your mother!"
else
cout << "Bye"
return 0;

]

Let me edit that for you:

#include
#include "apstring"

int main()
{
apstring response;

cout << "Stop coding, if you think you are so smart, just work at Firaxis!" << endl;
cout << "What do you think? ";
cin >> response;

if(response == **** you!!!)
{
cout << "Your Mother!!!" << endl;
}

if else
{
cout << "Bye" << endl;
}

return 0;
}

And yes I would like to work at Firaxis, but i prefer not to because I am fine what I am doing now!!!

[Lorizael]

Look I found the code for Civilization 3!

#include "A:apstring.h"
#include

void PlayCiv3 (); // amazing it requires no variables

int main ()
{

apstring Response;

cout << "Do you want to start a new game?";
cin >> Response;
Response = "yes";

if (Response == "yes")
{
do {
PlayCiv3 ();
} while (1 == 1)
}

return 0;
}

Once again I have wasted valuable space with nothingness

[Mars]

Originally posted by Lorizael
Once again I have wasted valuable space with nothingness

Hahaha, you're good at doing that

[java4me]

Originally posted by Mars


Hahaha, you're good at doing that

I could really waste space by writing a complete program...

Can't wait to fiddle around with the source code of Civ3!!!

Perfect for making mods!!!

I would post it on the internet...

[Fidel]

Originally posted by JellyDonut


Inserts Islamic fundamentalist bash:

Q: Why does bin Ladin always wear that hat?
A: To hide the circumcision scar!

[Adm.Naismith]

Originally posted by Mars
if friaxis HQ is by baltimore i'm a hour drive from there. Hmm, maybe i'll pay them a visit.

Ringing door bell

SID, while playing Sim Golf: Dan, please open the door.

Noise of main door opening

SID: Dan, what's happen?

DAN: Nothing Sid, just a visit from Mars

SID: A visit from Mars? Let him pass, quick! What a nice opportunity for a SMAC 2 background history!


I know, bad pun

[Mars]

Originally posted by Adm.Naismith


Ringing door bell

SID, while playing Sim Golf: Dan, please open the door.

Noise of main door opening

SID: Dan, what's happen?

DAN: Nothing Sid, just a visit from Mars

SID: A visit from Mars? Let him pass, quick! What a nice opportunity for a SMAC 2 background history!


I know, bad pun

How did you know what happened when i went to friaxis. you must be telepathic or something.

They gave me a free version and i'm madly playing civ 3 right now suckers

[Mankind]

#include <iostream.h>
#include <quickdefense.h>

int main()
{
int mad;
cout<<"rings the door\n";
//Sid:
cout<<"Dan open the door\n";
//Dan:
cout<<"But i'm devastating Zulu!\n";
//Sid:
cout<<"Open that door!!! maybe it's pizza delivery?!\n";
//Dan:
cout<<"Pizza? YUMMY! ok I go see if its the pizza delivery!\n";
//opens the door
//it's not pizza...
//it's MAD civ3 fan!
//Madfan:
cin>>mad;
if(response == give the f****n game i can't wait!) //now here quickdefense.h will be used...
//Dan: (grabs handy-dandy UZI)
cout << "hahaha civ3 is ours!!" << endl;
autofire("50");


//Sid:
cout<<"ho was it?\n";
//Dan
cout<<"ahh never mind lets crush zulu!
//Sid & Dan:
cout<<"AAAARRRRRRHHHHHH!!!!!!!\n";

return 0;
}

[Adm.Naismith]

Originally posted by Mars
They gave me a free version and i'm madly playing civ 3 right now

Naah, if you have a Civ 3 copy available is not very realistic you spend your time on this Forum (if not for bulling for inside breaking news, game tactics, etc.).

And no, I'm not telepathic. Just looking inside the Firaxis Building with an hidden web cam NSA left in...

[Darkknight]

How many posts will there be from americans on Oct 30?

Uzi only has 36 rounds.

[Lorizael]

October 30th what do you mean? You guys won't get any posts from me for the next month or so after the game is released.

Maybe a hurried message saying somehting along the lines of I'M INSTALLING THE GAME NOW BWUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SUCKERS!!!!

I still say that if we all rush Firaxis HQ, we could get in and steal the game...

Unles Dan does have an Oozie. IN which case we're all DOOMED

[Asesino_Virtual]

LETS REVOLT! LETS BURN FIRAXIS HQ AND GET UR GOLD COPY OF CIV III!

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by Asesino_Virtual
LETS REVOLT! LETS BURN FIRAXIS HQ AND GET UR GOLD COPY OF CIV III!

That's a little extreme dude. Afterall, I want a copy of Civ 4 gold, too...

But I still say we should get Firaxis

[java4me]

Originally posted by Lorizael


That's a little extreme dude. Afterall, I want a copy of Civ 4 gold, too...

But I still say we should get Firaxis

Wait for Civ3 first!!!