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  • #16
    Can we have an adults only version of civ 3

    I want the foreign adviser chick from civ II, or her daughter, to be in Civ III. I want her to say sexy stuff like "you're so big and strong" and "ride me hard" when I do something well.

    Also if she gradually stripped as you did better in the game I think the general standard of gameplay would improve immeasurably.
    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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    • #17
      I tell you it's all about Britney Spears.

      This poll needed more options so I didn't vote.
      However, it is difficult to believe that 2 times 2 does not equal 4; does that make it true? On the other hand, is it really so difficult simply to accept everything that one has been brought up on and that has gradually struck deep roots – what is considered truth in the circle of moreover, really comforts and elevates man? Is that more difficult than to strike new paths, fighting the habitual, experiencing the insecurity of independence and the frequent wavering of one’s feelings and even one’s conscience, proceeding often without any consolation, but ever with the eternal goal of the true, the beautiful, and the good? - F.N.

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      • #18
        Also if she gradually stripped as you did better in the game I think the general standard of gameplay would improve immeasurably.
        Yeah, we don't need the palace/throneroom screen anymore

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        • #19
          I suggest we switch advisors onto ... interns!

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Paul L


            Yeah, we don't need the palace/throneroom screen anymore
            Anything is better than the civ 2 throne room, it was one of the few things that felt out of place and im not sure why they didn't make it an option to turn it off. The stripping female might be a little sexist but sure
            It's candy. Surely there are more important things the NAACP could be boycotting. If the candy were shaped like a burning cross or a black man made of regular chocolate being dragged behind a truck made of white chocolate I could understand the outrage and would share it. - Drosedars

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            • #21
              Anything is better than the civ 2 throne room, it was one of the few things that felt out of place and im not sure why they didn't make it an option to turn it off.
              They did have an option to turn it off. Go to Graphics Options and turn off the Throne Room there.
              However, it is difficult to believe that 2 times 2 does not equal 4; does that make it true? On the other hand, is it really so difficult simply to accept everything that one has been brought up on and that has gradually struck deep roots – what is considered truth in the circle of moreover, really comforts and elevates man? Is that more difficult than to strike new paths, fighting the habitual, experiencing the insecurity of independence and the frequent wavering of one’s feelings and even one’s conscience, proceeding often without any consolation, but ever with the eternal goal of the true, the beautiful, and the good? - F.N.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by TechWins


                They did have an option to turn it off. Go to Graphics Options and turn off the Throne Room there.
                I didn't know that, thanks
                It's candy. Surely there are more important things the NAACP could be boycotting. If the candy were shaped like a burning cross or a black man made of regular chocolate being dragged behind a truck made of white chocolate I could understand the outrage and would share it. - Drosedars

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                • #23
                  Yes, Either
                  A: Fix the advisors
                  B: Scrap them.
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                  -->"Production! More Production! Production creates Wealth! Production creates more Jobs!"-Wendell Willkie -1944

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                  • #24
                    Come on, guys. Was nobody else amused by the high council videos?
                    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                    Stadtluft Macht Frei
                    Killing it is the new killing it
                    Ultima Ratio Regum

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by KrazyHorse
                      Come on, guys. Was nobody else amused by the high council videos?
                      Wait for Drew, and I'll be one of them!

                      But hey, it doesn't have to be a hot celebrity! To be honest, any hot babe would be fine! One that has... oooh! Well, that big!

                      I'm kidding, let's just have at least one ordinary female advisor. The rest is just spam posting...

                      I didn't vote because there's no "Carmen Electra" option!
                      Don't know that tiger girl.
                      "BANANA POWAAAAH!!! (exclamation Zopperoni style)" - Mercator, in the OT 'What fruit are you?' thread
                      Join the Civ2 Democratic Game! We have a banana option in every poll just for you to vote for!
                      Many thanks to Zealot for wasting his time on the jobs section at Gamasutra - MarkG in the article SMAC2 IN FULL 3D? http://apolyton.net/misc/
                      Always thought settlers looked like Viking helmets. Took me a while to spot they were supposed to be wagons. - The pirate about Settlers in Civ 1

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                      • #26
                        Advisors are stupid. We don't need no stinking advisors!

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                        • #27
                          I never used the advisors much in civ2 (except to laugh at them), but it wouldn't be civilization without SOMETHING.
                          I voted "Both" BTW

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                          • #28
                            Re: Can we have an adults only version of civ 3

                            Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
                            I want the foreign adviser chick from civ II, or her daughter, to be in Civ III. I want her to say sexy stuff like "you're so big and strong" and "ride me hard" when I do something well.
                            Depends how old that daughter is AH, I already in trouble with the Pediophile institute , so cant comment again....

                            Also if she gradually stripped as you did better in the game I think the general standard of gameplay would improve immeasurably.
                            in my mind she already does that !!!!


                            GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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                            • #29
                              they were demented.

                              each advisor just basically whined for whatever he/she represented.

                              and they always tole me to make peace / sign alliances with other nations.

                              I AM CRUSHING THEM FOR A REASON DAMMIT.
                              "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
                              - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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                              • #30
                                Well, the advisers where fun until I have seen everything they had to say, so my advise about the advisers is, don't waste time making them unless they are as perfect as advisers can be, but I guess that would be way hard
                                This space is empty... or is it?

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