Which is better, Civ or sex?

[SerapisIV]

Originally posted by aCa
U guys forgot the ultimate answer. Having sex while playing civ....... yummy

I don't think I could accurately move the mouse or keyboard with that much gyration going on.

[Rhuarc]

I think I'd have to agree with you SearpisIV!! Getting head doesn't cause nearly as much movement on our past while sex usually requires movement!!

[Buck Birdseed]

What about the "I can't say, I've never played Civ" option?

[SerapisIV]

Civ Virgins?!? I almost feel more sorry for them. Well, maybe not.

[Atahualpa]

Okay lets do a little review:

Graphics:
Civ2: 2D with isometric view. Zoomable but with restrictions to only 5 zoom levels. Nothing 3D everything with sprites. Hardly any animation.
Sex: Fully 3D rotatable and zoomable as you wish. Lots of different posit... aehh angels to look at and most of them are fun. And then there is still the beautiful face of the woman/man So its obvious:

Winner: Sex


Gameplay:
Civ2: Nice and clean Gameplay. Lots of tactical maneuvers. Nice features.
Sex: Steep learning curve. Becomes really enjoyable after some hours of playing. Always long time to get into the game. Though its great fun.

Winner: Though some might kill me its Civ2. Especially for novice players Civ2 is the choice.


Diplomacy:
Civ2: Not that great, but nice and AI remembers some things you did in the past. The basic features are there.
Sex: Lots of diplomatic options. You can trade for everything if you have a partner that loves to trade. And making gifts is fun too. As is receiving them.

Winner: Definately Sex.


Customability:
Civ2: Lots of options, all in text files though very hard to learn.
Sex: Great interface (speech recognization). Easy to understand.

Winner: Sex.


Sound:
Civ2: Nice sounds. You get used to them quickly. The music is well chosen too.
Sex: either there is none or well we all know

Winner: Civ2, (sex: none or nerving crying what did you expect who would win )


User Interface:
Civ2: Nice collected in windows, all clean and not confusing. Everything is where it should be.
Sex: Well speech recognization rules. Nothing more to say.

Winner: Sex.



So the overall winner is: Sex with 4 out of 6 categorys.

ATa

[K.J.H.]

I think sex with that female spy in that black dress from Civilization II is also an interesting option.

And what about The Kamasutra as a wonder?

Or having sexual affairs in your civilization ... (-> Clinton-Lewinsky, Cleopatra-Ceasar)

[King Richard]

Obviously, sex is the answer! Still, I'm playing civilization much more than I'm having sex (I'm not Hugh Hefner you know...).

Receiving a blow-job while playing civ could be interesting (LOL!).

But on the other hand, playing civ gives you a definitive score, the score you receive after sex is debatable, since your partner could be lying so that your manhood isn't crushed like a settler under attack by a stealth bomber...

You can stop playing a game of civ if it doesn't work out too well, and start again instantly. This is obviously a problem with sex...

Any idiot can win a game in deity, any idiot isn't Don Juan!

[Chuckles]

What about a poll of: What are you more likely to get tonight? Civ, sex, both, niether.

How about a little mating progression right now? You can put a story together based on these steps if you like.

[Ecthy]

Sex. Definitely

[TechWins]

Both! Yeah right I wish. Actually neither, poor me.

[BigRich]

I think I get the best of both worlds - a girlfriend who likes and plays Civ! Never tried both at once though, I'm not that good at multitasking. Maybe once I get to playing at Deity level

Rich

[Sean]

Its a tough call as civ is generally always good, while sex is more varible. But even "bad" sex is pretty enjoyable, so I'll have to go for sex. Good sex beats civ hands down.

Luckily we don't actually have to make such hard decisions in real life. We can make time for both.

[007]

in both cases, u get most of the pleasure at the end.

[Bereta_Eder]

Both demand... strategy

[Zopperoni]

Sex I guess, but then again, Civ never has a headache