The Palace is ablaze!!

[E_T]

Anarchy has taken hold of Spain and the Palace has been set aflame.

Letus Eta Tamali is taking out his oils and is on his rooftop, commiting the site to canvas.

Eta Tamali

[History Guy]

Gag. My chance to fight rebels, and now I understand they are goodies.

[mrmitchell]

Ooh! I can't wait till Monarchy! I side with Grand Despot Togas! As such, I announce in 950bc the birth of another Mitchell:

Dennis Mitchell

[Togas]

Let it be known! The great families of Spain have chosen me, and my line, to serve as King of Spain! This choice has the mandate of the gods behind it and all those who would resist this change shall be punished when the new reign is established!

Stand with me now, great families of Spain! Our prophets have fortold of this day. This change is in accordance with the will of the gods and those who stand against the will of the gods shall not prevail!

--Augusto Togas

[History Guy]

Blast it. I do appreciate Monarchy, and the King...but I wish they'd stop stealing my squids!

Everyone knows that I am a revolutionary ringleader where Monarchy is concerned. My squid factory is teaming with Togan supporters. Any opposite, especially...'Republican'...is to be dealt with severely.

That is why I, and my associates, have, under King Togas's supervision, taken our mobs to eliminate the last supporters in power of Despotism, and those new Republicans. You see...they are electing a pretender, I understand, one Senor Vilis Spurius Nothus.

Nothus himself is at Heorot, the great thane hall, setting it aflame! Therefore, I am marching upon it with my bodyguards, my gladiators, and my bull fighters. We have our own swords.

We are ascending San Juan Hill with a mighty charge.

For Death or Glory and Togas!!!

Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge!!!!

(disappears into the smoke of the flaming mead hall)

[mrmitchell]

(now, some serious RP as like HG's post)

I've lived 3000 years, and I've never seen such a sad day. These--these IDIOTS, DESTROYING the CULTURE of SPAIN!!! I, myself, Spamish Mitchell, draw out my Rock-Axe and Rock-Spear that I bought from Senor Dejon himself 3000 years ago in the Marketplace of Madrid. I urge all who have any loyalty to their Grand Despot/King Togas to come to mine and the Calamari clan's aid in this battle against Evil...

Spamish Mitchell runs to the crowd of barbarous evildoers at the Calamaris' Squid Company HQ, taking them down one by one.

-Spamish Mitchell, Squid and Grain Farmer, Really Old Guy

No! Great-grandpapa! Come back! You are too old!!!

He's not coming back out, I guess. I'll have to go in myself, too! (And grab some glory!!! )

Sewfa Kengretardo Mitchell runs into the building, beating the mob down with rocks and strangling them with Squid.

-Sewfa Kengretardo Mitchell, Nothing Important Yet

There's another mob! They're trying to torch the HQ! NOOOO!!! NOT WITH MY FAMILY IN THERE!!!

Stufpos Ingasmeat Mitchell runs out into the mob with a bucket of water, and hunts down the lit torches, extinguishing them.

That's good. Now...whut? REPENT YE SINS! COME BACK TO THE GUIDANCE OF GRAND DESPOT TOGAS!

They're not stopping!

Stufpos Ingasmeat Mitchell starts beating the various rioters with his bucket.

-Stufpos Ingasmeat Mitchell, Nothing Important Yet

[pikesfan]

Originally posted by mrmitchell
Ooh! I can't wait till Monarchy! I side with Grand Despot Togas! As such, I announce in 950bc the birth of another Mitchell:

Dennis Mitchell

Does someone find violence stimulating

[History Guy]

Amen, Holy Togas, for thy rule was ordained by Heaven!

I would die for you, sir...I will save your throne from the counter-revolutionaries who would dare burn the palace!

May it be that I should live to pour oil on your head in anointing, and crown you...

Fernand de History Guy Calamari
Assistant High Priest
High Priest of Herminor
(god of war, kings, and kingdoms)

[mrmitchell]

Whut? The rebels are goodies? I'm confused, but these guys are trying to rip your shop to shreds, and they're yelling "In the name of the Republic", so I'm fighting them anyways.

[Aidun]

Masses are rioting before the palace when Aidun Cian approaches in his carriage. In haste he has returned from his estate in Zaragoza to asssist the leader Augusto Togas in these difficult years with the people opposing his rule.
The way to the Royal Stables is blocked by the masses that start beating and battering the carriange.
Filled with rage the old Priest opens the door and pushes the angry shouting people away from the carrriage with a quick spell and steps out of the carriage.

* Aidun Cian raises his voice and cries: *

Stop that! Are you mad?!! You have no right to set the palace aflame! Watcher!

Nobles of Spain, now that our leader in great need, it is time to show him our real loyalty! Get those rioters! Dead or alive!

* Aidun Cian mutters a protection spell. Suddenly a vivid flash of white lightning drives the darkness of the night away for a moment. *

[History Guy]

(coming from the burning palace)

Senor Mitchell, this is a civil war!!

The counter-revolutionaries are burning the palace, and the Monarchists (that's us) are stopping them and bringing order!

Once more unto the breach, dear friends!!

(timbers collapse all around Calamari and the Nothians he fights..."Die, fiends! Togas forever!! Long live High King Togas!!!)

(Gastronome joins in too, grabbing a squid, and wildly whacking baddies with it)

[mrmitchell]

News from the front lines: I have ordered all of my slaves to go and fight for the King at the Palace, where the Republic-an mobs are actively trying to finish burning it down.

I have also told them to yell what Senor Nuclearis Winterius told me that a Spirit told him many years ago: "Never be a Republic-an!" Hopefully the crowds will disperse upon seeing such a large band of slaves.

[History Guy]

Senor Mitchell, you fight well, old friend.

There is a back way through the cellar, and we can get into Heorot that way. From there, we can get through the basement, and kill these Republicans. I understand Nothus is in the Forum. As soon as we have put out the blaze, let us march there!!

(swinging his battleaxe, Calamari charges into the burning palace)

(timbers fall about wildly...)

So!! Senor Foedus Tetricus the Vile! Draw your sword sir!!

(Tetricus: Haaaaar haaaaaar...come here little Calamari...I will squiiiiish you with my bare hands!)

(a beam suddenly falls on top of Tetricus with a splat)

Bucket Brigade! Follow me!

[History Guy]

By the way, my brave boys...this has to be about the fastest growing thread in Roleplay history!!

Once more unto the breach, dear friends!!

We few, we happy few!!

[mrmitchell]

The slave fighters take advantage of the momentary day that Senor Aidun has created and make great thrusts into the center of the counterrevolutionaries (or whoever is against Togas. ) The bodies of the CRs start piling up, and must be stepped over.

Ick! Ew! I hope the Palacio de Togas helpers clean this up!!! ()