Mysterious Stone; Owner?

[Aidun]

Señor Calamari, I do not have the intention to mingle in your chamberpot duties, but as a noble of Spain it is my duty to defend the weak in this country like you should do too. Pick a slave or so, but not a refugee, you are misusing his weak position!
The fact that Señor Godking informs you of assumed chamber pot qualities of Trip is only a teasing to Trip.

Aidun Cian the older

[DAVOUT]

Originally posted by Aidun
Señor Torquemada, do you know how many nobles Arabia has? At any rate not 61

61 is the 18th prime number. I dont know how many Arabians are in Araby since in the team forum Lux is still in the list of teams whereas ND has disappeared ! The last Trip trick ?

But if the plot is inside Spain, there are 31 nobles, and the 31st prime number is 127.

[History Guy]

Senor Aidun,

I apologize if I implied that you had formed some deep interest in my chamber pot and its contents. All I want is a good plumber.

Fernand de History Guy Calamari

[GodKing]

The sacrad duties of cleaning ones chamber-pot, and of being available to the Lord Togas as necessary, are a true tradition and honor among the GK clans. By recomending the refugee Trip to act as a plumber I ment no disrespect. The Lord Togas is well taken care of and no outsiders shall be permitted to defile his chamber-pot. Many have tried over the years, and all have failed. Many have lost their "heads" over trying to do so. However, many noble families within our grand civilization of Espania have need of chamber pot cleaners. Would it not be usefull if Trip and the other Refugees made themselves usefull by offering their services in this time honored occupation?

BTW, after re-examining this stone, I find that this is not the one containing the TP formula, and that I have no idea of what it actually pertains to. Perhaps out witch doctor has had some luck.

GK

[History Guy]

Quite so, Senor God King.

I would point out to Senor Aidun the ancient and venerated Wall of Foetere, where the petrified heads are placed of all those who have defiled the chamber pot of the King. It serves as a warning to all those who would misuse the chamber pot, or handle it without reverance or awe.

Fernand de History Guy Calamari
Squid Baron

[pikesfan]

How do you defile and misuse a chamber pot

[History Guy]

I dare not tell you...it's terribly grotesque.

[pikesfan]

Speaking of chamber pots, I propose a cunning present to the ruler of the Gowians. You know how it gets very embarrassing when a loud noise is made and one wishes it didn’t echo around the chamber pot? Someone should design a beautiful chamber pot made of gold and encrusted with jewels to suit the barbarian tastes of a barbarian lord that will make the noise even louder, so loud that everyone in the whole castle can hear

That way the noise below will at last match the noise above in loudness.

Or better yet, make the chamber pot out of iron, which I hear is more valuable than gold in the land of the Gowians, and it will thus be so valuable and make the ruler so prideful that he will keep it and use it no matter what the noise.

Even better, after the gift is received, when my lord the Ambassador del Mada happens to hear the noise when he is at the barbarian court, he can make a flowery bow and inquire, “Did the great Lord of Gowia say something?”

[Aidun]

I can let my gold and silver smiths design something nice.

Don't offer any iron objects: they will melt it and make a weapon of it so that thy can arm their warriors bit by bit.

Aidun Cian the older

[GodKing]

Iron also has a tendancy of rusing, leaving ring around the ar.... er, um, nothing. I didn't say anything. Leave me alone, I have to tend to Lord Togas now.

[History Guy]

A brilliant plan, my crude friend.

Let us see to this at once.

Genghis Farb shall go down in history as the loudest...err...the biggest...err...the most...ummm...

Well, anyway, I'll have my smiths start at once.

Fernand de History Guy Calamari