Second Warrant

[History Guy]

Well, the Calamari family doesn't know of his whereabouts, so perhaps that is so.

I must add, though..."HANG HIM! Ahahahahaha!"

That is all.

Fernand de History Guy Calamari

[History Guy]

And Gracious Togas, My Master and My King,

Allow an old man just one kindness from you.

I have now been arrested twice for the alleged crimes of my youngest son, Marcus, whom I have not seen for decades. I have had nothing to do with him for ages, and I must protest the Watcher's blatant misuse of power, when he arrests innocent men like me because of some unfortunate family connections.

I beg Your Magnimous Majesty to demand to this "Watcher" (though how can be a Watcher if he cannot tell the difference between myself and my son?) to stop arresting me, Fernand de History Guy Calamari, an honest priest who has never commited a crime in his life!

Are old men to be arrested now for having sons?

Are fathers to be punished for the sins of the sons?

I beg you, have mercy on this old servant of yours by telling this man to stop bothering me about my son's crimes. I do not regard Marcus as a member of the family, nor do I particularly care what is done to him, just as long as it doesn't involve me.

I am, however, greatly annoyed by the Watcher's lack of decency, so that he would force an old man to spend hours in some dank cell for crimes he did not commit, and then to ignore what I say. This miscarriage of justice cannot be ignored!!

I beg you, on my knees, tell this man to stop before he gives me a heart attack. I have no knowledge of my son's whereabouts or crimes, and I'm getting awfully tired of having to suffer because of them. I'd prefer to be cooking squid, or counting my money, or something.

You are my only King and Master, I do your will. Whenever have I broken your laws? Never. Please, do not turn a blind eye to my suffering, but hear me as I cry to you for justice!

Fernand de History Guy Calamari
A Citizen of Madrid

[mrmitchell]

Senor Calamari,

It is simply impossible for Grand Despot Togas to do injustice, for he is Justice, and everything he does is Just. It is by definition impossible.



Spamish Mitchell
Really Old Guy

[History Guy]

I do not mean to imply that he could. I do mean to imply that the Watcher could, however.

Fernand de History Guy Calamari

[ruby_maser]

I think this case is going to require an official edict that forces citizens to use their newest persona and not rely on older ones vouching that the new one cannot be found