Magyar Warrior Group

[pikesfan]

Oh Great Despot!

I beg leave to join the Magyar Warrior Group to watch them and civilize them in the ways of España. I would also like to take some of my men along.

I tire of this Etiquette thing which offers no opportunities for glory and honour. My brother Eduardí is willing to manage my Aunt Joaquína’s school and write the annals in my stead.

Jordí Pikesfan

[Togas]

Senor Jordi Pikesfan is hereby given command of the newly formed Magyar Warrior Group.

--Togas

[pikesfan]

Oh thank you, Great Despot. I am so grateful to you. The boy just did not know what to do with himself and was getting to a bother around the house and a distraction to certain of my older pupils. Not to mention he came home quite drunk after that undercook went down the waterfall. Now I can have a little peace and quiet, not that instructing a gaggle of girls in the mysteries of Etiquette gives you much peace or quiet.

Oh dear, it seems he forgot the socks I knit him. That boy will catch his death of cold. It’s too late now to send them on after him. Would you like a nice pair of warm socks, Despot? Or do you know anyone who could use them?

Joaquína Pikesfan
Headmistress of the Esmeralda Pikesfan School of Etiquette