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    Juan de Torquemada
    Watcher


    Your Grace,

    This is my watching report for the period recently ended.

    1. I have not yet material evidences that the individuals watched have committed anything forbidden or dangerous or threatening for Your Grace or España.
    2. However, I notice that a report is currently distributed to all interested, under the name F11 (obviously a code name), showing on THE FIRST LINE: Approval 50%. This could be interpreted as an approval rate of our Supreme Despot, or more probably a disapproval rate as enormous as 50%. As His Grace has never asked nor ordered to approve his actions, and certainly does not intend to do so in a foreseeable future since His Grace does not care at all of what the people think provided they keep mute, I therefore respectfully suggest that this attempt to destabilize the State be addressed soon: 1. Questions and gallups of any kind and for whatever motives must not be answered in España unless asked by the Supreme Despot or on his behalf. 2. The Watcher must intensify his watching. In this respect I have hired some hands to help me building up the archives of the watching, namely Domingo Quesecome, and his three brothers, Lunes, Martes and Miercoles.

    I am prepared to comment any of the above as and when Your Grace would find it appropriate, and I remain, more than ever,

    Yours rigidly faithful and stubbornly loyal,

    Juan de Torquemada.
    Last edited by DAVOUT; December 11, 2002, 13:00.
    Statistical anomaly.
    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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    50%! That cannot be right! I don't know where this mysterious "F11" report comes from ( ), but it must be wrong. Oh wait - I know! It must mean that 50% of all Apolyton approves of our Lord Togas! This bodes quite well for España, if large portions of neighbouring tribes already think fondly of our esteemed leader.

    Now then, we must crack this code name - F11. What can that mean? F for Foreign? 11 great tribes of Apolyton? F for Fighting? 11 because it is the 11th such report? If so, we must discover the first 10 reports! Hmm - we should ask the wise men for their assistance after they have completed working with that Bronze metal.

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    • #3
      It is the womens, who are displeased

      no matter, they stay at home anyways
      Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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      • #4
        I keep Fedamea, my Wife, busy with Providing me with Sons and Daughters for our Wondering Band of Entertainers, so that she doesn't complain.

        Maybe, Senor Nimot, you should do the same

        It's most likely our young folk who are not quite satisfied with our Leadership. But you know how Passionate thay can become, you were most likely a young hothead yourself.


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        Term IV DFM for Trade, Term V CP & Term VI DM, Term VII SMC of Apolytonia - SPDGI, Minister of the Interior of the PTW InterSite Demo Game

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        • #5
          So long as the spirits ar eon our side, we need not worry about the people.

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          • #6
            I hope no one counted slaves as unhappy people in that "F11 survey"... Everybody knows that slaves are not persons.
            "Never trust a man who puts your profit before his own profit." - Grand Nagus Zek, Star Trek Deep Space Nine, episode 11
            "A communist is someone who has read Marx and Lenin. An anticommunist is someone who has understood Marx and Lenin." - Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)

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