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    THE STONE OF SPAIN
    Volume III - 4000 BC [OOC]Correct me if I'm wrong[/OOC]
    This newspaper will be published at irregular intervals


    DAWN OF CIVILIZATION SPECIAL


    SPAIN HAS BECOME A CIVILIZATION - PEOPLE REJOICE
    Though many people had foreseen this, it is now official: Spain has become a civilization. Under the inspiring leadership of Togas, the people of Spain now advance into a new era where opportunities are limitless and life is better. Some people from the surrounding barbaric tribes have been inspired by Spain's magnificence and have joined the new civilization. People celebrated for days on the streets of Madrid. However, experts note that, though we have little to fear from surrounding tribes, we have all to fear from the "unknown enemy." Even though this message is very disturbing, people are still generally cheerful and thank Togas for his greatness.

    TOGAS HAS SPOKEN
    Now that we have become a civilization, Togas has posted his official edicts. Those edicts show that Togas is a decisive and determined man. For example, he wants to let some of our warriors explore the regions surrounding Madrid - a very bold and tactical decision. He also greatly promotes public works such as irrigation and roads.

    CIVILIZATION INSPIRES: SAGES INVESTIGATE "BRONZE"
    Our sages are currently investigating the matter of "bronze." 'If we can master working with bronze,' so say the sages, 'we can get a tremendous military advantage.' Senor Thud Quixote I, master inventor, agrees: 'we will have great swords, swords which cut better. We will be good.' Keep tracking the Stone of Spain for the most recent developments on this exciting research.

    NEW LOCATION FOR MADRID
    Our great capital, Madrid, has been relocated many times in our barbaric era, but now the people of Spain have found a most suitable location for our capital. Everyone tends to agree: this new location will be Madrid's home for ages to come. Senor Astronicus, artist, has made a very lovely painting of Madrid in her new surroundings. Here follows the address where his painting can be found:

    12, Calle Estogar II


    Regular news will be posted in the next volume.

    This newspaper is financed by the Iberian Delight corporation. This is a purely financial deal with no conflict of interests between either the Stone of Spain or the Iberian Delight corporation or the readers of this newspaper.
    Civ3 PtW Democracy Game info: (links work only for Roleplay-team members)
    Floris Petro Rulio Olstorne, member of the Roleplay-team, Owner of the tavern Iberian Delight, Pro 1 Activist {Click here}.

  • #2
    I've a lot to do lately, so I couldn't put much work in this volume. If I would wait longer, however, it would be too much out of date. I will try to bring you, the readers of the Stone of Spain, more quality next time.
    Civ3 PtW Democracy Game info: (links work only for Roleplay-team members)
    Floris Petro Rulio Olstorne, member of the Roleplay-team, Owner of the tavern Iberian Delight, Pro 1 Activist {Click here}.

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    • #3
      Judging from the amount of responses, this volume must have been quite bad. I will now live in a cave for years to come (game-time years - don't worry) and ponder on how to please readers better. No, don't... no, I mean it, don't try to talk me out of it. I need time to work things out. Goodbye!


      I mean it...





      I really do!








      ...






      All right all right, I don't mean it. Anyway, you'll find me at the Iberian Delight.
      Civ3 PtW Democracy Game info: (links work only for Roleplay-team members)
      Floris Petro Rulio Olstorne, member of the Roleplay-team, Owner of the tavern Iberian Delight, Pro 1 Activist {Click here}.

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      • #4
        Señor Floris, please excuse my tardy thank you for this edition of The Stone of Spain. You can't know how excited we are when we hear the smash of your chronicle hitting our hut door on irregular intervals!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by dejon
          Señor Floris, please excuse my tardy thank you for this edition of The Stone of Spain. You can't know how excited we are when we hear the smash of your chronicle hitting our hut door on irregular intervals!
          Oh thank you! You saved my life

          Hmm, come to think of it, I need a stone boy (or girl/man/woman) to bring the Stone of Spain to the civilization's inhabitants. You will have to work at irregular intervals and you won't get paid good, but it's an honourable job. Anyone interested?
          Civ3 PtW Democracy Game info: (links work only for Roleplay-team members)
          Floris Petro Rulio Olstorne, member of the Roleplay-team, Owner of the tavern Iberian Delight, Pro 1 Activist {Click here}.

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          • #6
            Hey señor Floris, I finally manage to read your newsstone (too much work at the slaves office) and are shocked by this thing called bronze. Do you know something more about it? can it be eaten? is bronze going to replace squid?
            "Never trust a man who puts your profit before his own profit." - Grand Nagus Zek, Star Trek Deep Space Nine, episode 11
            "A communist is someone who has read Marx and Lenin. An anticommunist is someone who has understood Marx and Lenin." - Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)

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            • #7
              Smashing stuff...but no advertisements!! That's the best part, too!
              Empire growing,
              Pleasures flowing,
              Fortune smiles and so should you.

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