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  • #16
    Ah, yes, bones...

    The Spam Brand is blessed with a discontinued minting operation of one of the clansmen...before they 'went away.'
    meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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    • #17
      What?! What?! Whaaaaaaaat?! Why, then, your products ARE more expensive then mine!!

      (Gastronome, has the government started minting coins yet? Why, no sir, they don't starting minting coins 'til Currency! Aha! Thanks Gastronome. Here's a bone. Buy yourself some ice cream.)

      So, the only real currency is bone, though 12 bones (chicken or patridge) are equal to one speck of gold dust, and gold, after all, is what makes Spain go round. I myself have 10 gold nuggets in the box I have here...Isn't that impressive? And the government has 10 gold...TONNES! Isn't that even more impressive?

      Hernan de History Guy Calamari
      Squid Baron
      Expert on Money Money Money Money!
      Empire growing,
      Pleasures flowing,
      Fortune smiles and so should you.

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      • #18
        Uh-oh...no one can buy anything, oops...oh yeah

        [Kind of OOC, I don't think Ancients smoked anything ]
        * Spamish quickly changes the prices, wondering what he was smoking while setting the prices *
        [/OOC]

        meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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        • #19
          Okay, Senor Calamari, now we are cheaper than you again.

          Exactly how many specks of gold dust equal a goldpiece?

          Senor Fernandez,
          With the recent conversion to Bones, we now realize we can go as low as a 1/2 bone/Squid and 1/4 bone/Squid Juice. If each slave has a Squid and Squid Juice per Highsun-Meal (lunch) and a Squid Juice for a Hotsnack(afternoon snack, whatever) and a Squid and Squid Juice again for Evemeal (Dinner), then that equals to=
          Reg. Quality Squid
          2 Squid/day - 2 Bones
          3 Squid Juice/day - 1 1/2 Bones
          Discount Squid
          2 Squid/day - 1 Bones
          3 Squid Juice/day - 3/4 Bone

          The Discount Squid Rate, rounded up to 2 Bones a day, could feed 5 slaves the most gourmet food - Squid - for lets see...if you pay 200 bones that would be 20 days of Squid. Compare to Senor Calamari...
          Squid - 2 Bones
          I don't think Squid Juice is available from El Squid

          That makes 200 Bones towards El Squid only feeding you for about 7 days! Not to mention you need to get the liquid yourself!

          (Note to Senor Calamari: All just friendly competition. )

          We can cut the prices even lower, if we cut out the seasoning and cooking....like I said, the slaves can cook it themselves, it's so good it even tastes somewhat good uncooked. (However I don't recommend it. )

          Senor Mitchell
          the only Squid merchant that capitalizes "Squid"
          meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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          • #20
            Senor Mitchell, I beg you to reconsider my proposal. No one has actually yet purchased any of your squid, and indeed, since your opening, my business has been frequented much more often! As for prices, we can lower ours to meet yours, which will of course be splendid for business, knowing our quality. Also, we have several new dishes planned for the holiday season, including...wouldn't you like to know?

            As for squid juice, our latest polls show that the average population would rather be run over by an elephant than drink it, and so we have not chosen to sell it.

            Hernan de History Guy Calamari
            Squid Baron
            Empire growing,
            Pleasures flowing,
            Fortune smiles and so should you.

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            • #21
              [OOC]
              An Indian war elephant perhaps?
              [/OOC]

              Senor Calamari,

              Where do you get the data for your polls?

              Also, if you'll remember F-PRO bought 120 Squid (10 Squid/Month for 12 Months.) If he wishes to cancel this deal he will still have to pay for the shipped Squid. (So far 10 Squid have been shipped.) As far as that he ordered the Squid thinking of the old currency, we do not know what for it to cost him, but we'll work something out.

              And Senor Calamari: I need to know-how many specks of gold dust would equal one of these goldpeices I have here?

              Senor Mitchell
              the only Squid merchant that capitalizes "Squid"
              Buy Spam Brand Squid!
              meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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              • #22
                Senor Mitchell,

                Why Gastronome and his friend Lips Vallachi go out their to poll members of the population on their squid preferences.

                Senor Petro did buy those squid to sell to the population by request. However...there has been as yet no requests, except by the late Senor Hernandez.

                If I tell you, will you sign this...uhh...autograph book? Yeah, it's an autograph book, not a merger...autograph book...really, it is...

                Hernan de History Guy Calamari
                Squid Salesman
                Empire growing,
                Pleasures flowing,
                Fortune smiles and so should you.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by mrmitchell
                  Senor Fernandez,
                  With the recent conversion to Bones, we now realize we can go as low as a 1/2 bone/Squid and 1/4 bone/Squid Juice. If each slave has a Squid and Squid Juice per Highsun-Meal (lunch) and a Squid Juice for a Hotsnack(afternoon snack, whatever) and a Squid and Squid Juice again for Evemeal (Dinner), then that equals to=
                  Reg. Quality Squid
                  2 Squid/day - 2 Bones
                  3 Squid Juice/day - 1 1/2 Bones
                  Discount Squid
                  2 Squid/day - 1 Bones
                  3 Squid Juice/day - 3/4 Bone

                  The Discount Squid Rate, rounded up to 2 Bones a day, could feed 5 slaves the most gourmet food - Squid - for lets see...if you pay 200 bones that would be 20 days of Squid. Compare to
                  Dear Señor Mitchell:
                  I think that's good enough to feed our slaves. You have a contract with the State. I am sure that our people will be happy to know that the goods that we take out from them against their will is used for so hig purpose
                  "Never trust a man who puts your profit before his own profit." - Grand Nagus Zek, Star Trek Deep Space Nine, episode 11
                  "A communist is someone who has read Marx and Lenin. An anticommunist is someone who has understood Marx and Lenin." - Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)

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                  • #24
                    Senor! There has been disaster!! Three workers have died in the last 24 hours since being rationed Spam Brand Squids!! This is terrible!!! Something must be done!!!!
                    Empire growing,
                    Pleasures flowing,
                    Fortune smiles and so should you.

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                    • #25
                      I'm glad I haven't been feeding my staff on it then.

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                      • #26
                        It has!!! Then in that case, Spam Brand must be discontinued until the cause is found!!! Senor Fernandez (oliverfa?), for the good of Spain we will have to discontinue Spam Brand until the cause of the problem is found. We will, of course, for this interference, only charge you the current rate (3 for 1). As far as Squid Juice, which has since been discontinued, we will be happy to provide you with water-fetching services for the slaves. In the event that this disruption causes you any trouble, I apologize and will repay you for any disruption of service from them, up to 10 Bones.
                        meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                        • #27
                          Before the rations could be stopped, three more workers died with the squid in their traps, and two others died after drinking squid juice. Something is dreadfully wrong here!
                          Empire growing,
                          Pleasures flowing,
                          Fortune smiles and so should you.

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                          • #28
                            I've told Thug not to move from the shores where we catch the Squid until he sees what is causing the problem. I mean, our secret recipe could not have caused such a catastrophe (at least not alone )!
                            meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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