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[F-PRO]

THE STONE OF SPAIN
Volume I - Somewhere in the prehistoric age
This newspaper will be published at irregular intervals


A word of welcome from the founder of this newspaper, Floris Petro Rulio Olstorne:

Greetings, fellow Spaniards!

I am glad that all things are settled now and that the distribution of the Stone of Spain can now begin. I hope that in publishing the latest news I can uphold the honour and strength of our great tribe and our even greater leader Togas. Now our tribesmen will get in touch with the splendour and might so characteristic of Spain. That about covers what I had to say.

Have a good read,

Floris Petro Rulio Olstorne,
owner of the tavern Iberian Delight


"TOGAS, OH HE IS GREAT"
Floris Olstorne declared, in an exclusive interview with the Stone of Spain: "Togas, oh he is great." This shows just how popular our leader is. The rest of the interview was not worth publishing.

TERRIBLE ACCUSATIONS MADE BY DAVOUT
Recently, Davout showed on the public forum to Togas a list of fellow tribesmen accompanied by all sorts of accusation, probably not true. Mr. Olstorne said: "This is not true." Here are some extractions from his list: "adaMada : Suspect. His PM box is known to be full most of the time which indicates that he has connections with many people certainly conspiring against your Supremity" and "History Guy : Extremely suspect. His name alone is an insult to your Supreme knowledge." Squid emperor Hernan de History Guy Calamari warned that "insults such as that gain enemies." We will follow Davout carefully, and bring you the latest scoop on his doings.


This newspaper is financed by the Iberian Delight corporation. Olstorne assures us that this newspaper will remain neutral

[F-PRO]

Due to time and personell limitations (I have to get some sleep) this newspaper contains only a few articles. Other volumes will be mroe extended.

[Thrumble]

You should edit the "first" out since I released a pamphlet style earlier this morning on the main forum.

[History Guy]

Bravo, bravo, Compadre! Free squid-on-a-stick for everybody tonight!!

[Togas]

So long as this publication continues it's support of our people and our leaders, I shall support and endorse it. If it proves to impress, perhaps it will also receive a special monetary gift to allow it's work to flourish.

--Togas

[F-PRO]

Originally posted by Thrumble
You should edit the "first" out since I released a pamphlet style earlier this morning on the main forum.

It's merely media rhetoric .

[Thrumble]

Mine isn't really a newspaper it is supposed to something more along the lines of the political pamplets and tracts published in the Colonies prior to the American Revolution.

If anybody has some good political propaganda for me to put in it feel free to let me know.

[astrologix]

I don't understand...

How our tribe could have a....newspaper... How can you do it ?
Do you have a God connection or what ?

What's a newspaper, please ?

[F-PRO]

It's simple: you grab a stone and carve some symbols into that stone. Voila: a newspaper

[OliverFA]

Originally posted by astrologix
I don't understand...

How our tribe could have a....newspaper... How can you do it ?
Do you have a God connection or what ?

What's a newspaper, please ?

In fact it is a "newsstone" The editor puts the jeroglifics in a big stone in the Plaza del Sol and everyone can go there and read it.

[History Guy]

Astrologix-- Not newspaper. Newsstone. Stone with writing. Break stone over head.