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    Some spies on the coast near Madrid thought they saw a mysterious man dressed in bizarrely antique clothing from 500 years ago come ashore in a rowboat with a cry of “I’m back, everyone! My eyes are fixed. I can see green again!”. The Spanish he spoke was so old-fashioned that the word for “eyes” sounded like “pantalla”, a glassblower’s word for “square window”, and as the spies in the area were not glassblowers, but simple fishermen, they completely failed to understand the antique idiom the man spoke, which sounded to them like: “I’m back, everyone. I bought new eyes. I can monitor green again.”

    Some [Blue-land] lovers then passed by and spoke to each other in Blue-landic, at which the mysterious man appeared to take fright. He dove in his rowboat, and rowed away as quickly as he could before anyone could see who he was exactly. As the fishermen thought from his speech that he was completely crazy, they did not bother to pursue him.

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    [ooc] Welcome Back!!![/ooc]
    Señor Nuclearis Winterius the III,
    Diplomat with the Voxians, and also
    Señor Pablo Winterius, missionary Bishop and Archbishop of the Roleplay team

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    • #3
      Someone, give a sword to Pikesfan and send him to battle! We need every single man!

      [ooc] And welcome back also! [/ooc]
      "Never trust a man who puts your profit before his own profit." - Grand Nagus Zek, Star Trek Deep Space Nine, episode 11
      "A communist is someone who has read Marx and Lenin. An anticommunist is someone who has understood Marx and Lenin." - Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)

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      • #4
        Yes, get back into combat!

        Oh...wait...I'm dead, aren't I?

        Lord Toledo's Ghost
        Empire growing,
        Pleasures flowing,
        Fortune smiles and so should you.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by OliverFA
          Someone, give a sword to Pikesfan and send him to battle! We need every single man!
          You just go here! Go die for your country

          Nice to have you back, Señor
          "The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew and act anew. We must disenthrall ourselves, and then we shall save our country." -- Abraham Lincoln

          "Generations to come will scarce believe that such a one as this ever, in flesh and blood, walked upon this earth." -- Albert Einstein, in regards to Mohandis Gandhi

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          • #6
            Notes Ruby's avatar...

            So, you think the Arabs have been polluting our precious bodily fluids, do you?
            Empire growing,
            Pleasures flowing,
            Fortune smiles and so should you.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by History Guy
              So, you think the Arabs have been polluting our precious bodily fluids, do you?
              I can no longer allow [Arab] infiltration, [Arab] indoctrination, [Arab] subversion, and the international [Arab] conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

              Señor Calamari! The redcoats are coming! Come over here and feed me that belt..

              "The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew and act anew. We must disenthrall ourselves, and then we shall save our country." -- Abraham Lincoln

              "Generations to come will scarce believe that such a one as this ever, in flesh and blood, walked upon this earth." -- Albert Einstein, in regards to Mohandis Gandhi

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              • #8
                Well, Ruby...I'd like to...but I've got this gammy leg, you know...string shot out in the war...
                Empire growing,
                Pleasures flowing,
                Fortune smiles and so should you.

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                • #9
                  /me watches as a soldier from the parachute division machineguns a coke machine for change
                  Señor Nuclearis Winterius the III,
                  Diplomat with the Voxians, and also
                  Señor Pablo Winterius, missionary Bishop and Archbishop of the Roleplay team

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                  • #10
                    Nuke!

                    ...You know what's going to happen to you?

                    You're going to have to answer to the Coca Cola Company.
                    Empire growing,
                    Pleasures flowing,
                    Fortune smiles and so should you.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by OliverFA
                      Someone, give a sword to Pikesfan and send him to battle!
                      What am I supposed to do, get up in front of the Arab armies and tell them they should go home because their invasion was so impolite?

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