People of Spain, there is something wrong in the kingdom !

[civman2000]

Torquemada thinks he speaks to the people of Spain, but doesn't realize that all they want is a good barbeque.

Barbecue? Where could I find some?

Daniel de la Civ

[History Guy]

Heh heh heh...

Tomorrow...

Oh! But if you want a steak burger and some BBQ Buffalo Calamari, come to the Iberian Delight!!

[LzPrst]

When arriving to bring the prisoner to the trial, the guards find their swiss counterparts lying dead across the prsion floor. The door is open and the prisoner gone. All the other prisoners who might have seen something are also gone or dead.

All that can be found of trace is a bloodstained piece of black cloth clutched in the hand of one of the swiss mercenaries. On the inside a skillfully embroidered mark can be found reading: EdV

[Nuclear Winter]

[jk]When arriving to see what happened, Pablo Winteirus drinks the blood of the swiss guards. This turns him into a giant robot, wich he uses to destroy all life in Spain and in the rest of the world. He then proclaims himself god of civilization.[/jk]
[ooc]Hmm, I wonder what comes next... is he going to kill the army of GS all by himself in one day? or maybe he is going to steal the Piramids and bring them to Spain on his backs... who will know? If he can kill a company of swiss guards alone, and they don´t even have the chance to ring the emergency bell, or to alert someone with their screams while they die, there must be no limit to this man´s power. Maybe he is God Himself? [/ooc]

[BigFree]

[OOC]
This is why I told some I don't want to be the presecutor any more. Things got to 'fantastical' in the last trial; too much like a Soap Opera, where the impossible or at least the improbable happens on the hour.

If people can get into some serious Role Play, then I'm back in, but as it stands now, I am turned off.
[/OOC]

[History Guy]

The Swiss Guards stand up and admit that they were kidding. All of them are severely reprimanded for this idiotic joke, and the commanders all begin to wonder what part of Switzerland these goons came from...

A few days later, a new contingent of guardsmen arrives in town, and the old chaps are sent home.

Torquemada is still in jail, and exceedingly miffed.

[DAVOUT]

*Tomas represses a smile. Miffed ? Are you sure ? I have the feeling that some nerves have been touched ...*

[LzPrst]

[OOC] No no no! My arabian assamite mercenaries killed off the swiss guards! There's nothing extraordinary about that (except assamite's being vampire's according to whitewolf). There was even a clue leading to the tailor of the black garments who resided in vigo where I was hiding the traitor, but I guess no one were up for a detective story [OOC]

[Nuclear Winter]

[ooc] Pal, killing a whole company of guards is diferent from killing 2 or 3 of them. The prision was said to be in the headquarters of teh Swiss guard, wich has many, many units of soldiers, with interconected rooms, alarm bells, and all the proper arangements. It is impossible for someone to enter, kill them all and leave without alerting people! Besides, if there is no magic in the world we are roleplaying, then let us do a serious roleplay. Even modern, fully equiped elite corps don´t go around killing platoons and battalions, they do invade, accomplish a mission and leave (and we are talking about guys with such thigns as C4 explosive and silencer guns, and all a number of technologic parafernalia).
Well , that is it
Nuke
[ooc]