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  • #31
    I'm nearly done, been working it backwards, stuck on one last verse.
    One who has a surplus of the unorthodox shall attain surpassing victories. - Sun Pin
    You're wierd. - Krill

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Trip
      That's beautiful grumpy ol' 'dOx.

      Couple things with your last segment though. Outside should be one word. Also, Spain's "plees" should be "pleas."
      Are you sure it isn't "fleas"?

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      • #33
        And GS gathered 'round OPD, perhaps some thought it a sport
        And soon sides were exchanging each in fiery retort.
        As the forum errupted for all out there to see!
        It gained the attention of all, even the one known as NYE.

        And both sides lobbed volleys by those who were bitter
        Or perhaps from a few not wanting to be dubbed as a quitter.
        Asleepatthewheel attempted to get some sanity back,
        As he called out for peace and to pass the prozac.

        But, you know, that old UnO was just an ornery old grouch
        “Removing GS is my quest” he did vouch
        "I’m tired of them, as they save whereitsat’s life”
        "It’s even come to a point where they’ve pissed off my wife.”
        "I made them an offer I felt fair not long ago.”
        "I wonder if it’s looking better to them yet, or no?"

        And not many seemed to care for this recent upheaval
        Nor of UnOrthOdOx or of his portrayal of evil.
        In the end what they thought he could care less,
        And only the slightest remorse did he feel for starting this mess!

        To the game all minds turned
        The situations to assess.
        And the Glory of War sought at last to progress.
        And the fled from the Alamo praying to the RNG for success.

        And they found forces of GS
        All camped out on a hill
        They went into the fight, hoping for more chickens to grill.


        Then
        They enjoyed once again
        A feast of chickens and jelly

        And they smiled
        And they laughed
        Once again with food in their belly!

        It was back on the forum...
        The old bastard spoke
        MrWhereItsAt, still in hiding
        and he posted a joke,
        A plea to “save roleplay! The Pope! And the squid!
        The stench! And even that woman with beard! Let none forbid!”

        And there in the forum, the one that is secret,
        Ennet rode in wearing his allecret.
        Sounding quite eloquent with his rhymes and his prose.
        And Donegeal there a suggestion did propose
        And Ennet went to the public with a fine dissertation
        And posted it up before every nation
        Then waited to see whether met with contempt or elation.

        "Oh brother," grumbled UnO,
        with a grimace and a growl.
        ”As soon as they see it all of GS will cry foul.”
        And he watched and he waited, looking for any reply.
        That would in some way wrong doing imply...

        But the replies weren’t mocking!
        Why, they sounded quite pleasant!
        It couldn't be so!
        But it WAS, at least from those present!

        He stared down at Estonia!
        Old UnO popped his eyes!
        Then he shook!
        What he saw was a shocking surprise!

        Every Stormian down in Estonia, the short and the grown,
        at least all of those who made themselves known
        They didn’t seem to angry it seemed!
        They laughed!
        And it appeared that they actually sat down for a draft!

        And old ‘dOx, with his brows furrowed in a row,
        Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?
        I don’t see complaints! I don’t see any flames!
        "They aren’t so much as calling out names!"
        And he puzzled three hours, `till his puzzler was sore.
        Then Old UnO thought of his tattered rapport,
        "Maybe this forum," he thought, "I don’t need to ignore.
        "Maybe...perhaps...I just got a bit too grumpy before!"

        From whence would this poem come...?
        Well...in GoW they say
        That UnO’s bottled anger,
        just seemed to melt right away!
        And when he saw all the others delight,
        He locked himself in the private forum to write.
        Inspired by the likes of WhereItsAt and of Ennet!
        that he...

        ...HE HIMSELF...!
        UnOrthOdOx sat down to pen it!
        One who has a surplus of the unorthodox shall attain surpassing victories. - Sun Pin
        You're wierd. - Krill

        An UnOrthOdOx Hobby

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        • #34
          As one post:
          HOW THE Glory of War STOLE the Peace deal
          by The Glory of War

          Every Stormian
          Down in Estonia
          Liked their peace deal a lot...

          But the Warmongers,
          Who lived just West of Estonia,
          Did NOT!

          The Warmongers hated Peace Deals! The whole peaceful posting!
          No, they all liked their wars, and War Chickens for Roasting.
          It could be that their heads weren't screwed on quite right.
          It could be, perhaps, that their armor was too tight.
          But I think that the most likely reason to date
          May have been that their stomachs lacked food on their plate.

          But,
          Whatever the reason,
          Whether armor or tummy,
          They went riding for chicken, it looking quite yummy,
          Staring out from their hills with rumbling belly
          At the plump clucking War Chickens and Stormian jelly.
          For they knew that the enemy shared similar vices:
          Honor, Pride, original herbs and spices.

          And they've called for a meeting!" Aggie proclaimed with a grin.
          "Claiming a wish to ally, to help us to win!"
          Then he growled with a curse mocking this greeting,
          "I MUST find a poor soul, perhaps two, to attend to this meeting!"
          For, the meeting, he knew...

          ...All those attending, Stormians or not
          Would be stuck in the chatroom. Patiently awaiting to talk.
          And then! Oh, the Talk! Oh, the Talk! Talk! Talk! Talk!
          That's one thing he hated! The TALK! TALK! TALK! TALK!

          Then the Stormians, and Warmongers alike, would sit down to hash.
          And they'd hash! And they'd hash!
          And they'd HASH! HASH! HASH! HASH!
          They would start on the border, and who got the west or the east!
          A concept that he knew some warmongers would not stand for, at least!

          And THEN
          They'd do something most appalling of all!
          All Stormians present, or active at all
          Would stand firm in their stance, no sign of bowing.
          They'd stand so steadfast. "Roleplay must live" they'ld be vowing!

          They'd vow! And they'd vow!
          AND they'd VOW! VOW! VOW! VOW!
          And the more King Aggie thought of the Stormian-Roleplay-Vow.
          The more that he thought, "Why is this happening now?
          "Why twas not long ago we gave them a chance or two!
          I MUST send someone to keep their cool
          ...But WHO?"

          Then he got an idea!
          An awful idea!
          KING AGGIE
          GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!

          "I know just who to send!" King Aggie grinned making for his PM box.
          And he made a quick message to Master Zen and to 'dOx.
          And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Warmonger team!
          "With UnOrthOdOx and Zen, what info we could ream!"

          "I'll make up the outline..."
          UnO exclaimed with some pride.
          Believing in his heart, on organization all would ride.
          And they sat there for hours....
          when UnOrthOdOx finally said,
          "Can we get to a point, I need to get to bed!"
          For several hours he sat, digesting all that he read
          Where GS took hours, UnO took five minutes instead.

          THEN
          With the chat all finished
          The proposals wrote up
          The Warmongers went home
          And they slapped a vote up.

          Then Ghengis cried out
          "I can't live with this junk!
          Just look over at Roleplay,
          All Spain smells like skunk!"

          It was out sideof Pamplona, down in some trees
          GS forces had gathered, responding to Spain's pleas
          But soon ND forces ran down and slaughtered with ease.
          "Look down on all those chickens" Old King Aggie spat
          "They're ripe for the plucking, we can't miss on that."

          The warmongers flew from the Alamo with glee.
          And joined in with ND in the mass killing spree.
          They fought possessed, spurred on with hunger pain,
          and soon the WarChickens were falling like rain.
          Donegeal looked over the carnage, he knew what to do.
          "These Chickens," he grinned, "Will be just great in a stew!"

          They felt not but respect, as the War Chickens they plucked.
          GS had fought hard, their choice of allies just sucked!
          Nuggets! And Stews! Ratatouille! Buffalo Wings!
          They ate Curry! Marsalla! Dijon! a la King!
          And they stuffed all their faces. It all tasting quite yummy.
          And they went to bed that night, each one with a full tummy!

          And Darekill went out to the forum, with a poem he wrote.
          He posted it up, not of ND meaning to gloat.
          But OPD was watching and as quick as a flash.
          "Why" he replied "do you guys keep posting this trash!"

          This angered UnOrthOdOx, enough to make his lips quiver.
          "Oh GS!" He went and shouted, "Go cry me a River!"

          And GS gathered 'round OPD, perhaps some thought it a sport
          And soon sides were exchanging each in fiery retort.
          As the forum errupted for all out there to see!
          It gained the attention of all, even the one known as NYE.

          And both sides lobbed volleys by those who were bitter
          Or perhaps from a few not wanting to be dubbed as a quitter.
          Asleepatthewheel attempted to get some sanity back,
          As he called out for peace and to pass the prozac.

          But, you know, that old UnO was just an ornery old grouch
          “Removing GS is my quest” he did vouch
          "I’m tired of them, as they save whereitsat’s life”
          "It’s even come to a point where they’ve pissed off my wife.”
          "I made them an offer I felt fair not long ago.”
          "I wonder if it’s looking better to them yet, or no?"

          And not many seemed to care for this recent upheaval
          Nor of UnOrthOdOx or of his portrayal of evil.
          In the end what they thought he could care less,
          And only the slightest remorse did he feel for starting this mess!

          To the game all minds turned
          The situations to assess.
          And the Glory of War sought at last to progress.
          And the fled from the Alamo praying to the RNG for success.

          And they found forces of GS
          All camped out on a hill
          They went into the fight, hoping for more chickens to grill.


          Then
          They enjoyed once again
          A feast of chickens and jelly

          And they smiled
          And they laughed
          Once again with food in their belly!

          It was back on the forum...
          The old bastard spoke
          MrWhereItsAt, still in hiding
          and he posted a joke,
          A plea to “save roleplay! The Pope! And the squid!
          The stench! And even that woman with beard! Let none forbid!”

          And there in the forum, the one that is secret,
          Ennet rode in wearing his allecret.
          Sounding quite eloquent with his rhymes and his prose.
          And Donegeal there a suggestion did propose
          And Ennet went to the public with a fine dissertation
          And posted it up before every nation
          Then waited to see whether met with contempt or elation.

          "Oh brother," grumbled UnO,
          with a grimace and a growl.
          ”As soon as they see it all of GS will cry foul.”
          And he watched and he waited, looking for any reply.
          That would in some way wrong doing imply...

          But the replies weren’t mocking!
          Why, they sounded quite pleasant!
          It couldn't be so!
          But it WAS, at least from those present!

          He stared down at Estonia!
          Old UnO popped his eyes!
          Then he shook!
          What he saw was a shocking surprise!

          Every Stormian down in Estonia, the short and the grown,
          at least all of those who made themselves known
          They didn’t seem to angry it seemed!
          They laughed!
          And it appeared that they actually sat down for a draft!

          And old ‘dOx, with his brows furrowed in a row,
          Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?
          I don’t see complaints! I don’t see any flames!
          "They aren’t so much as calling out names!"
          And he puzzled three hours, `till his puzzler was sore.
          Then Old UnO thought of his tattered rapport,
          "Maybe this forum," he thought, "I don’t need to ignore.
          "Maybe...perhaps...I just got a bit too grumpy before!"

          From whence would this poem come...?
          Well...in GoW they say
          That UnO’s bottled anger,
          just seemed to melt right away!
          And when he saw all the others delight,
          He locked himself in the private forum to write.
          Inspired by the likes of WhereItsAt and of Ennet!
          that he...

          ...HE HIMSELF...!
          UnOrthOdOx sat down to pen it!
          I've spoken to Mr Theseus, and am giving him 24 hours to prepare his team before posting it publicly.
          One who has a surplus of the unorthodox shall attain surpassing victories. - Sun Pin
          You're wierd. - Krill

          An UnOrthOdOx Hobby

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