Public memorial service...

[Panzer32]

XII Sir Acrylic, and the men of IIIrd Albatros and IV Revenge galleys have been confirmed KIA.

Lets make GS feel guilty by holding a memorial service in front of their noses

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

I like this idea, but I think we should tinker with the Eulogy before posting it in the main forum.

[Panzer32]

of course... lets see for history:

Sir Acrylic: first made as a horseman in 270bc, built in The Hill. Upgraded with the others in 130 or 150bc (I believe).

Ghengis, you named revenge and albatross... do you remember where they came from?

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by Panzer32
Ghengis, you named revenge and albatross... do you remember where they came from?

Yeah, trees.

[UnOrthOdOx]

Sir Acrylic: Among the first to be trained in the ways of warfare as taugh by UnOrthOdOx. Having served his country for over 200 years it is no surprise that his loss will be a great one. Sir Acrylic is survived by 2 sisters, a wife, and 4 children. Donegeal has also set up the Sir Acrylic Foundation which will support the families of those who are lost at war.

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

We need to make observation that the ships were EXTREMELY old, rotting and barely hanging together on hope and wishful thinking. Investigators are afraid they simly decided to return to their natural state and fell apart on their own. Any two year old with a good spit could have sunk them.

[Panzer32]

Originally posted by GhengisFarb
We need to make observation that the ships were EXTREMELY old, rotting and barely hanging together on hope and wishful thinking. Investigators are afraid they simly decided to return to their natural state and fell apart on their own. Any two year old with a good spit could have sunk them.

We can call them such a brave crew for fighting to the last man and trying to keep these boats afloat...

You can blame me (CoIA) for not letting them have the $ they needed for keeping them in top shape.

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

I don't think we should mention fighting. Simply infer it was most likely an errant guppy that brushed them and caused them to sink. Take any honor and glory that GS might think they earned out of it.

Or even better, refer to it as if we had sent them out to be scuttled. After years of good service the Dept of the Navy had determined to scuttle the ships as they had outlived their usefulness. An honor guard of retired 120 year old men who had once sailed on the ships were chosen to take them out on their last voyage. This allowed the Warmonger Military Department to keep all the current fighting forces on the front.......