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Hot_Enamel’s Evil Plan Mark 1.01
Taking a leaf from Master Zen’s Book of Evil Plans
How about this….
Gathering Storm
GS are going to win their war against Vox. Unless Vox gets our and RP’s 100% commitment, they will be destroyed.
In reality, we cant afford to send over the 4 more horsemen we owe them, and I doubt RP will commit much more.
It looks like RP are more interested in pushing ND to attack them, and starting up the Bob war anyway.
So lets face it…Vox is done for. GS will grind them into the ground.
So what do we do ? We jump into the winner’s circle, and align ourselves with GS.
We come clean to Gathering Storm.
Tell them of our deal with Vox, and that we still owe them 4 horsemen mercenaries.
Tell them that we know of the additional alliances Vox have been able to negotiate.
Cheap cash loans from Lego, troop commitments from RP, and possible horse-trading from ND.
We tell GS, that the world is allied against them.
However…we only considered our part as a mercenary deal, and consider ourselves neutral.
We tell GS, that Vox has been telling us of their one-on-one negotiations with GS representatives. We tell them we know GS have been actively promoting that GoW are using Vox as their puppets in a war against them. Tell them that we are aware that they have encouraged Vox to invade Bob and take us on.
We tell GS, that Vox and its allies are pressuring us not to trade chivalry to them.
We tell GS, that we are seriously considering it. Tell them that we were close to doing it.
Fortunately for them though…the following events have occurred. ND are becoming more aggressive towards us with troop movements along our borders, and building invasion roads.
We tell them that we do not wish to be part of the GS/Vox war, and would rather remain neutral…however, we are also aware, that if we do sell you Chivalry, it will mean the death of Vox.
This will NOT be seen as staying neutral, in Vox or its allies eyes.
Thus, our dilemma, how do we remain true to our word, and sell GS Chivalry, yet not become the bad boy to all of the other teams.
Here is our suggestion…it is taking into consideration the GS honour code, and your refusal to tell “white lies”
On the turn we learn Chivalry, we sell it to you at the agreed price.
We require that you do not let anyone know where you got it. We will invoke your honour code now, and insist this to being part of our agreement. We also insist, that you do not resell it to any other team.
We, will immediately speak to Vox allies, and tell them that Chivalry became cheaper in the tech tree, yet we have not finished researching it.
We will be telling them, that someone else must of finished it..possibly GS or ND ??
A couple of rounds later, we will tell Vox and their allies, we have finished it and sell it to them.
This will give GS 2 rounds of Chivalry before anyone else.
GS’s honour code remains intact, and GoW ends up telling a couple of white lies.
Hopefully, the allies will believe that GS have researched it themselves.
GS will crush Vox… this, we understand and expect. And also hope that we can continue with a strong tech/military alliance. Blah Blah Blah. Stop bagging our team..lets work together and dominate the world etc etc etc
ND.
We tell ND of our MPP with RP.
We tell ND that they must attack us..take a worker or anything.
This will make RP invade, and give ND the opportunity to set up an ambush, and wipe out the RP offensive.
We continue a “fake war” with ND, and begin to move our troops south.
ND keeps us updated with the RP front.
If RP does not send in troops..(or have their own loophole that we don’t see) then we can declare peace with ND, and jointly attack RP, claiming RP broke our treaty.
If RP do send in troops, ND should be able to kill them all.
We take a rep hit, violate our MPP, and attack a weak RP.
RP.
We continue relations as per normal, and encourage them to send more troops to help Vox
Lego.
If RP does not war with ND, then these guys will be satisfied with our reasons why we have the right to switch sides and attack RP.
Vox.
If ND fake attacks…surely they cant be pissed at us if we renege on our deal about sending the 4 more horsemen. Our own security dictates that we defend against the Germans. We pacify these guys until GS finally wipes them out.
So….
Yay / Nay
Changes / Suggestions … go for it.
{edit} - Please excuse spelling/gramma etc etc …and the poor writing technique. I am heading to bed, and I figured it was better to give you what I have got, rather than wait another 24 hours for final editing
Taking a leaf from Master Zen’s Book of Evil Plans
How about this….
Gathering Storm
GS are going to win their war against Vox. Unless Vox gets our and RP’s 100% commitment, they will be destroyed.
In reality, we cant afford to send over the 4 more horsemen we owe them, and I doubt RP will commit much more.
It looks like RP are more interested in pushing ND to attack them, and starting up the Bob war anyway.
So lets face it…Vox is done for. GS will grind them into the ground.
So what do we do ? We jump into the winner’s circle, and align ourselves with GS.
We come clean to Gathering Storm.
Tell them of our deal with Vox, and that we still owe them 4 horsemen mercenaries.
Tell them that we know of the additional alliances Vox have been able to negotiate.
Cheap cash loans from Lego, troop commitments from RP, and possible horse-trading from ND.
We tell GS, that the world is allied against them.
However…we only considered our part as a mercenary deal, and consider ourselves neutral.
We tell GS, that Vox has been telling us of their one-on-one negotiations with GS representatives. We tell them we know GS have been actively promoting that GoW are using Vox as their puppets in a war against them. Tell them that we are aware that they have encouraged Vox to invade Bob and take us on.
We tell GS, that Vox and its allies are pressuring us not to trade chivalry to them.
We tell GS, that we are seriously considering it. Tell them that we were close to doing it.
Fortunately for them though…the following events have occurred. ND are becoming more aggressive towards us with troop movements along our borders, and building invasion roads.
We tell them that we do not wish to be part of the GS/Vox war, and would rather remain neutral…however, we are also aware, that if we do sell you Chivalry, it will mean the death of Vox.
This will NOT be seen as staying neutral, in Vox or its allies eyes.
Thus, our dilemma, how do we remain true to our word, and sell GS Chivalry, yet not become the bad boy to all of the other teams.
Here is our suggestion…it is taking into consideration the GS honour code, and your refusal to tell “white lies”
On the turn we learn Chivalry, we sell it to you at the agreed price.
We require that you do not let anyone know where you got it. We will invoke your honour code now, and insist this to being part of our agreement. We also insist, that you do not resell it to any other team.
We, will immediately speak to Vox allies, and tell them that Chivalry became cheaper in the tech tree, yet we have not finished researching it.
We will be telling them, that someone else must of finished it..possibly GS or ND ??
A couple of rounds later, we will tell Vox and their allies, we have finished it and sell it to them.
This will give GS 2 rounds of Chivalry before anyone else.
GS’s honour code remains intact, and GoW ends up telling a couple of white lies.
Hopefully, the allies will believe that GS have researched it themselves.
GS will crush Vox… this, we understand and expect. And also hope that we can continue with a strong tech/military alliance. Blah Blah Blah. Stop bagging our team..lets work together and dominate the world etc etc etc
ND.
We tell ND of our MPP with RP.
We tell ND that they must attack us..take a worker or anything.
This will make RP invade, and give ND the opportunity to set up an ambush, and wipe out the RP offensive.
We continue a “fake war” with ND, and begin to move our troops south.
ND keeps us updated with the RP front.
If RP does not send in troops..(or have their own loophole that we don’t see) then we can declare peace with ND, and jointly attack RP, claiming RP broke our treaty.
If RP do send in troops, ND should be able to kill them all.
We take a rep hit, violate our MPP, and attack a weak RP.
RP.
We continue relations as per normal, and encourage them to send more troops to help Vox
Lego.
If RP does not war with ND, then these guys will be satisfied with our reasons why we have the right to switch sides and attack RP.
Vox.
If ND fake attacks…surely they cant be pissed at us if we renege on our deal about sending the 4 more horsemen. Our own security dictates that we defend against the Germans. We pacify these guys until GS finally wipes them out.
So….
Yay / Nay
Changes / Suggestions … go for it.
{edit} - Please excuse spelling/gramma etc etc …and the poor writing technique. I am heading to bed, and I figured it was better to give you what I have got, rather than wait another 24 hours for final editing
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reneg on Vox, else we risk the wrath of GS.
I do have one concern, and that's with a fake war on ND, we'll be entering the war with RP late and get less spoils.
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