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Glory of War in Crisis
Master Zen gone missing
Master Zen last seen giving speach to departing troops
The Glory of War has fallen into total chaos as their venerable leader has gone missing without explaination. Master Zen was last seen giving a parting address to the newest recruits. Scheduled news conferences were cancelled as the dictator has gone missing.
A note was found in his quarters claiming a need for vacation, and that all things were in order and not even his replacement could screw things up now. It is unclear, however, whether this note was indeed written by MZ himself or not.
While the search for Master Zen continues, non other than UnOrthOdOx of the famous Rider Battalion has taken over...much to the dismay of many within Glory of War, and around the world.
UnOrthOdOx leading the Rider Battalion into Port Hammer
Panzer32: "This is the biggest mistake we could have ever made..."
Arrian: "Oh ****, there goes the planet."
Donegeal: "What!? He couldn't find a single Spaniard in all of RP, much less lead anything approaching an offensive!"
Zargon:
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Lego Citizens begin welcoming shipments
Rum: The answer to all problems
Resistance within Lego cities has begun to ease as waves of shipments of Rum begin flowing into cities.
"Our goal here is to get them so slobbering drunk, they can no longer protest." admits local officials.
The plan seems to be working as the latest shipments were welcomed with exuberance from the Lego people.
lego citizens gleefully unload rum
Map Revealed!
For centuries, the most closely guarded secret in the game has finally been revealed.
THE MAP OF LEGOLAND!!!
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Master Zen gone missing
Master Zen last seen giving speach to departing troops
The Glory of War has fallen into total chaos as their venerable leader has gone missing without explaination. Master Zen was last seen giving a parting address to the newest recruits. Scheduled news conferences were cancelled as the dictator has gone missing.
A note was found in his quarters claiming a need for vacation, and that all things were in order and not even his replacement could screw things up now. It is unclear, however, whether this note was indeed written by MZ himself or not.
While the search for Master Zen continues, non other than UnOrthOdOx of the famous Rider Battalion has taken over...much to the dismay of many within Glory of War, and around the world.
UnOrthOdOx leading the Rider Battalion into Port Hammer
Panzer32: "This is the biggest mistake we could have ever made..."
Arrian: "Oh ****, there goes the planet."
Donegeal: "What!? He couldn't find a single Spaniard in all of RP, much less lead anything approaching an offensive!"
Zargon:
................. Lego Citizens begin welcoming shipments
Rum: The answer to all problems
Resistance within Lego cities has begun to ease as waves of shipments of Rum begin flowing into cities.
"Our goal here is to get them so slobbering drunk, they can no longer protest." admits local officials.
The plan seems to be working as the latest shipments were welcomed with exuberance from the Lego people.
lego citizens gleefully unload rum
Map Revealed!
For centuries, the most closely guarded secret in the game has finally been revealed.
THE MAP OF LEGOLAND!!!
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