This is an outrage!

[conmcb25]

conmcb25 here, the official PETA representative to Apolyton.

I am declaring an official protest to your total lack of compassion for the ethical treatment of animals!

The evidence:

Originally posted by Master Zen
1260 AD - Military - Declassified
- Jackson bombed, Kittens killed
- Jackson bombed, Kittens killed
- Jackson bombed, Kittens killed
- Jackson bombed, Kittens killed

look killing humans is one thing but this wholesale slaughter of innocent kittens MUST STOP!

PETA is officially registering a protest with that well known kitten lover Trip who also happens to be the head of the world court.

Your kitten killing days are numbered!

I will not rest until those kittens are avenged.

note: Im posting this as a representative of PETA, not the Grand and Glorius nation of Vox

[Donegeal]

Not our fault. Lego keeps putting the little buggers under our bombs.

[conmcb25]

Originally posted by Donegeal
Not our fault. Lego keeps putting the little buggers under our bombs.

That is an unacceptable excuse!

Stop bombing kittens you monsters!

[snoopy369]

Although not a member of PETA, I have to also lodge an objection ... family might be endangered, after all ...

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[rendelnep]

On a seperate and totally nationalist point of view, my cat eats chickens for breakfast and the hens cower in fear.....

[DeepO]

Hey, why take it out on the chickens? Those chickens haven't been bombing those poor kittens you put in harm's way!

DeepO

[Tiberius]

If the chickens handed over their weapons, they would be allowed to safely leave Legoland. We could even organize a escort. You saw how friendly our BBs are

[Master Zen]

Lawyers from GoW have already reached the conclusion that placing kittens near sharp objects is a war crime and that Lego is to be punished for that. Plus, getting blown to bits by a 1,000 lb bomb is far less painful than getting slowly hacked to pieces by a kitchen knife.



(PS, where's the PETA factory so we can bomb it also?)

[conmcb25]

Originally posted by Master Zen
Lawyers from GoW have already reached the conclusion that placing kittens near sharp objects is a war crime and that Lego is to be punished for that. Plus, getting blown to bits by a 1,000 lb bomb is far less painful than getting slowly hacked to pieces by a kitchen knife.



(PS, where's the PETA factory so we can bomb it also?)

Finally the main war criminal speaks.

You KNEW there was kittens in Jackson, yet you bombed it anyway!

The location of the PETA factory is well know and full of homeless kittens and non combatants, you sir are a MONSTER!

Your lawyers can kiss my PETA arse! We wont rest until the World Court wacks your pee pee!

*con wonders why more Lego guys haven't jumped on this bandwagon*

[DeepO]

Erhm, official PETA representative, is there any chance you would also defend the poultry of this world? Of course, I know, kittens make much better poster material, but it seems to me that more chickens have died over the past centuries... a crime left unprotested!

And the argument that we put hose chickens near sharp objects is easily refuted. Their natural habitat is not the desert, all we want to do is to give our chickens a rustic brook to drink from, and some lush meadows to frolick around in. I dare to say that GS is the only team which (nearly) treats its pets as equals, and is even known to invade other continents in order to give them the land they deserved from the start. And of course we'd want to do the same for other nation's pets, so in case someone has a camel who wants to visit our deserts, just put him on a boat, and we'll provide him the holiday of a lifetime!.

So... is it possible that we could get some PETA support for our good cause? I know you guys are normally only complaining about mistreating animals, but for a change you could try to be a bit more positive when some nation is trying its best for their beloved national animal!

DeepO

[DeepO]

Originally posted by Tiberius
If the chickens handed over their weapons, they would be allowed to safely leave Legoland. We could even organize a escort. You saw how friendly our BBs are

Those BBs killed a lot of chickens, and everybody knows how good the memory of chickens is. I doubt that they would want an escort any time soon... well... at least not the first 5 years or so

DeepO

[conmcb25]

Sir

I'm afraid your plea is based on the assumption that PETA is rational.

Need I say anymore?

[DeepO]

No you don't, you're absolutely right

DeepO

[ZargonX]

positive when some nation is trying its best for their beloved national animal!

Actually, Lego's beloved national animal is actually the Pet Rock. But far less of those seem to die in bombings, so we're focusing on the kittens...

[Tiberius]

We would kindly ask GoW... no we BEG GoW to not bomb our farms.

The conservation of our beloved domesticated Lego cow is of great global value. Destroying their agricultural ecosystem would endanger the survival of this unique species. They need to be preserved and allowed to evolve at all price in their natural habitat!!!

We fear that in the intense bombing around Jackson and Legopolis our cows will suffer. We request help from PETA and the world community to apply presure on GoW to stop these cruel bombings.

SAVE THE LEGO COWS!!!



We know that GoW have some problems with their own cows, so we would gladly sell them some of ours; however for this GoW has to end the war! It seems that they tried to use their cows to form Mobile Armored Cow Divisions, or shortly MAD COW. The results were disastrous, as you can see for yourself.



You want to import cows from GoW? No? THEN SAVE THE LEGO COWS!!!