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Yes I would, but not on Legoland. I decleare war on megablocks.
Burn the infidels!!!!!!
Burn the infidels!!!!!!
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ND officially declares Legoland peace
for now.....Member of the Apolyton C3C DG-TeamComment
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Oh, one more thing.
GoW declares war on Lux
what? they're dead already? My bad...
A true ally stabs you in the front.
Secretary General of the U.N. & IV Emperor of the Glory of War PTWDG | VIII Consul of Apolyton PTW ISDG | GoWman in Stormia CIVDG | Lurker Troll Extraordinaire C3C ISDG Final | V Gran Huevote Team Latin Lover | Webmaster Master Zen Online | CivELO (3°)Comment
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We never realy ended our State of war with them.
Though we precautionaly declare peace on THE EYE.
Are we contradictory well I don't think so.....Member of the Apolyton C3C DG-TeamComment
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/me is a proud member of the most interesting team, and the one with the most integrity
Sure - I will freely admit that the GoW ranks have managed to cultivate a mighty impressive smell over the last two millennia. Congratulations.Originally posted by Master Zen
C'mon give GoW credit where it's due
We can smell you all the way across the channel, and GoW items never need to be branded as such in the market - their sellers get complimentary gas masks with every purchase.
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Originally posted by vondrack
Tibi, you know the routine... DoWs must follow certain guidelines - you never simply say "we've grown tired of the peace and wanna finally have some fun" or "we're rich and mighty, but want even more" or stuff like that... it would be considered bad manners.
This DoW was just perfect - I guess even Beta would be proud of it.
Yup - although I would have dropped the 'nothing personal' part. War in civ3 is personal.
Furthermore, it could have used a few lines about economic and cultural persecution, including the great donut embargo of 1015, but most importantly, the line about the warrior blinking which was a clear precursor to Lego aggression.
But overall, I liked it.
(a more thorough examination of the DoW, including historical parallels, can be found in this month's edition of Misinformation Weekly, which is available on newstands every second Friday.)Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.Comment
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Compliments on your DoWs, Master Zen.
Short, direct, not likely to be misinterpreted... really quite well done.
The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.
Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.Comment
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Originally posted by Theseus
Compliments on your DoWs, Master Zen.
Short, direct, not likely to be misinterpreted... really quite well done.
well the piss-off-the-entire-team-so-they-end-up-leaving DID work last time...A true ally stabs you in the front.
Secretary General of the U.N. & IV Emperor of the Glory of War PTWDG | VIII Consul of Apolyton PTW ISDG | GoWman in Stormia CIVDG | Lurker Troll Extraordinaire C3C ISDG Final | V Gran Huevote Team Latin Lover | Webmaster Master Zen Online | CivELO (3°)Comment
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Current score 14-3 to GS+GOW,Comment
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Jesus...Originally posted by DeepO
Battle Report 1255 AD
fighter bombards sub U-Q1 (3/4). hit. sub 2/4
2/4 DD attacks sub U-Q1 (2/4). 2/4 DD sinks. Sub 2/4.
1/4 Sub attacks sub U-Q1 (2/4). 1/4 Sub sinks. Lego sub promotes, 3/5.
Total: 1 bombardment, and 2 battles. We lost a DD and a Sub.
This is easier to believe when you are the "blessed" party... the overall odds of U-Q1 surviving were what? 10%?Comment
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It was a 82% chance of winning the first battle, after which another 41% chance with the 1/4 Sub. In total 10.5% chance of U-Q1 surviving... not a bad guess, Vondrack!
Oh well, these things happen in civ. I wish there would have been better news to report, but so be it.
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The 3/4 DD was H.B.S. TisiphoneOriginally posted by DeepO
This should have been before GoW's report, but it hadn't cleared yet with our people. You were too fast, MZ
Battlereport 1260 AD
- fighter bombards 3/4 DD at Abilene 44111 (sorry, forgot to record its name). Misses.
- DD attacks 3/5 sub U-Q1(?). DD 3/4.
- DD attacks 3/4 DD at Abilene 44111. DD 3/4.
Total: 1 bombardment, 2 attacks. Lego lost a Sub and a DD.
The 3/5 submarine was indeed U-Q1Comment
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We couldn't see the sub, as we ran into it with our DD. No chance to record its name. But based on its location, it should have been the U-Q1.Originally posted by vondrack
The 3/4 DD was H.B.S. Tisiphone
The 3/5 submarine was indeed U-Q1
That sector of the sea has been hotly contested the past few turns, but it was nice to win the fight, after having lost 3 ships to that sub. Congrats to the crew, they should receive a medal for their endurance.
I'll update the battle report accordingly.
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In a different kind of battle report, esteemed GS member and guru/inspiration, Velociryx, has beaten back death by... scorpion poison!!!
Seriously, if you were not aware, it's been in the OT forum:
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And you think we are afraid of some building blocks??
[Sorry for the spammage... now back to your regularly scheduled battle reports. ]
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