Battle Reports

[Beta]

I can't recall if we are doing battle reports for this game or not?????

If yes - we might have to open up a couple of threads to handle all the Python and CoD units killed.

[Krill]

going to attack someone next, are we?

[Krill]

On second thought, public posing of battle reports, could improve tthee amount of fun we can get out of this game as viewers.

[Hot_Enamel]

Originally posted by Krill
going to attack someone next, are we?

I've organised GoW to lend a couple of nukes to Team Monkey.

[Krill]

yeah, if only CoD could have given some SP to GS, and GS could have given that iron we got off Vox to CoD...

Too many acronims...

[Beta]

Originally posted by Hot_Enamel


I've organised GoW to lend a couple of nukes to Team Monkey.

Two would do nicely.

[Krill]

Don't Forget MZ, he wants to give at least two to LL...

[Hot_Enamel]

Dont worry, GoW has plenty to share.

[OPD]

I can post some battle stats of how things have gone so far.........

Enemy units commiting suicide at the sight of our glorious warriors - all

Allied units defecting to the side of MAST - 487

Allied units refused entry to the MAST army on the basis of weight problems - 487

Weapons of Monkey Destruction found - 0

Average number of toilet breaks per hour taken by each Tabemono rider during the last pitched battle - 4

Tabemono hygeine levels - questionable

Estimated no. of LL soldiers dressing up as women to avoid being sent to fight - 14

Estimated no. of LL soldiers dressing up as women to gain access to the womens shower facilities - 329

Number of LL brothel owners claiming to have supported Mast all along - 4870

Number of LL brothels closed down - Classified

Number of medals awarded to supposed pro-mast LL resistance fighters - 4870

LL mayors found to be having sex with multiple partners while their city was being attacked - 2

Tabemono musketmen banned from all public conveniences due to acts of public nudity - 308

Average number of kills per soldier for the duration of the war so far
Mast - 1.2
Tabemono - 1.9
LL - 0.3

Average number of children fathered per soldier for the duration of the war so far
Mast - 0.5
Tabemono - 0.000003
LL - 398

Monkeys granted political assylum in Tabemono millitary bases - 7

Number of times Monkey appears on the menu at Tabemono's general's table - 7

LL agents infiltrating MAST headquarters - 0

LL soldiers infiltraiting MAST womens quarters - 623

Tabemono soldiers refusing the call to arms until after the second desert course - too many

Likelyhood that your packed lunch will mysteriously disapear during fighting - too high

Virgins accumulated - 144

game on!

[Beta]

I assume these stats are all verified.