Top level talks between MaST and Team Monkey.

[bongo]

Pic was taken early in the day, later negitioations broke down. An unidentified monkey claimed it to be because off 'not enough bananas'.


OPD, President of MaST have been rumoured to say 'enough bananas all right but the Monkeys are just too gready'. Attempts to confirm this alleged statement about inadequate catering were met with the usual statement of 'I never confirm or deny rumours that I don't want to confirm or deny.'

[ZargonX]

[Cort Haus]

CoD journalists at the scene are reporting that Monkey delegates made off with OPD's car keys. They are apparantly returnable upon delivery of Replaceable Parts.

[Beta]

Lies! All lies! ..I say.