Should Monkeys be preserved, and how?

[Hot Mustard]

Once the Monkeys have been all but defeated, there is a moral question to answer:

Should a defeated society be preserved in some manner, or utterly destroyed?

As the founder of Team Python I always hoped that we would conduct ourselves with the highest regard for human dignity.

So with the destruction of the Monkey civilization at hand, I have to wonder what should or could be done to preserve their society, their culture, their way of life, as a contributing part of this diverse world we live in.

If we decide that they should be preserved - how?

Should a Monkey reservation be set aside (lone Monkey city, self-governed)?

How about a Monkey Zoo? (Python or CoD city populated with Monkeys only, named 'Monkey Zoo')

Would having a treatise written about their society be enough?

Or should we "Wipe them out - all of them."?

I thought to share these concerns within our alliance initially, but then realized that the other nations of this world may wish to voice their opinions on the matter.

[vulture]

Preserved?

Pickle them all, I say.

[Arrian]

Ah, they'll still have Monkey Island. Think of it as a sort of Jurrasic Park.

-Arrian

[Cort Haus]

Seeing as Monkey can apparantly easily eliminate either one of our stacks this turn, it seems odd to speak of such things.

[Modo44]

Originally posted by Arrian
Ah, they'll still have Monkey Island. Think of it as a sort of Jurrasic Park.

Hopefully the poo won't fly that far.

[conmcb25]

Well if you have to go out, you might as well go out by flinging a WHOLE LOT of Monkey Poo.

[Beta]

Question - on your fourth option - wipe them all out. Were you referring to Python or CoD? It is hard to tell.

[rendelnep]

haha thats very funny, although I believe only time will tell......

[Beta]

Monkeys should be preserved. They should be given a dozen modern armour to keep them safe.

[Cort Haus]

Lay down your weapons, furry ones. All we want is your land. You can be safe for ever on Monkey Island. Join the UCCMI (United Civs of Comedia and Monkey Island) and we'll, er, get you to MA in no time.

[OPD]

Pssssst, don't do it Monkeys, keep on fighting, they were talking all kinds of **** about you earlier. Like about all your mommas being big hairy space monkeys and about how you can't defend yourselves anyway.

[conmcb25]

Wheres the $%^ $%^# banana option!

This is heresy!

[Modo44]

It's in the Zoo. All included.

[bongo]