Apologies from the 'historian'

[Panzer32]

I'm sorry guys, I haven't been doing anything with this game. I hardly ever come to apolyton anymore As for histories I only have a bit written about the starting spots. I thought I should let you know whats happening. If you guys need me for any admin functions, don't hesitate to ask, just PM or email me, or catch me at MZO. If you want, you guys can appoint another historian, I don't mind.

[Master Zen]

GoW needs you!!!!

wait... wrong demo game...

[bongo]

Do the historian have a solution for the 'y0k'-problem btw? We've counted backwards for almost 4 millennias now, I really think we should have started longer back than 4000bc. What will happen the turn after 10bc? Will the world simply cease to exist? Does anyone here know of a number smaller than zero?

[Cort Haus]

:chuckle:

Nice one, Bongo

[Octavian X]

After we run out of numbers for our years, Team Monty Python plans to start using decimals to count them. This, of course, considering the current state of Pythonian mathematics, means nothing, and that we will simply continue refering to each day as 'Spamday.'

[Solomwi]

Happy Spamday, Octavian.

[conmcb25]

Geez, first we get a crappy map, then he quits.

[Krill]

hey, Con, your right!!

We want our Iron!!

How ever, the improvisation teaches alot more than a normal DG does...

[bongo]

BTW, did you remember to nominate your team for the 'PTWDG2 Crappiest Land Award'?

Great First Prize, Runners up will recieve memorial coin saying 'not only are you screwed, you even lost the 'crappiest land' competition'

[Krill]

bongo, it would be nice if we had all of the coal. That would even thing up a bit...

[bongo]

The Prize will be Priceless(!) piece of art made specially for PTWDG2 by an world-famous multi-talented artist and businessbird known for such spectactular works as 'Freshly Washed Car', 'Clean Expensive Dress', 'Very Nice Suit' and the notorious 'Kid With Soft-Ice'

Also known as the inventor of the 'Guano-light' series of diet products.

Picture shows artist gathering inspiration for a new masterpiece.

[Beta]

Team Monkey could write the first 4000 years of history if you like. The book would have two chapters - titled -

(1) Good Guys
(2) Bad Guys.

We promise to be very objective in our writing, with a perspective that only a tree-top view can provide.