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[Krill]

You know Beta, the only reason you're posting all of this propaganda is that you know that there is no way for you to beat Python and CoD on your own.

Again, I urge all of you to chop down your trees and make spears with which to help us finish off our job.

Poetic irony, how I love thee

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[Beta]

Originally posted by Krill
You know Beta, the only reason you're posting all of this propaganda is that you know that there is no way for you to beat Python and CoD on your own.

I agree with you completely. No arguments there.

Desperate times call for desperate measures - both miltarily and diplomatically.

[Hot_Enamel]

Originally posted by Krill
You know Beta, the only reason you're posting all of this propaganda is that you know that there is no way for you to beat Python and CoD on your own.

I agree with Beta.
Your statement is quite true.

The question is, can the other four teams afford to leave such a strong team by themselves to dominate an entire continent.

Simply by anomously gifting team monkey tech, they will ensure the CoD/Python war is bloody, and gain a game long alliance partner.

[Arrian]

The other teams can obviously do as they please.

If they want to back Monkey, they may, but obviously CoD and Python will remember it. And when the tables are turned, and there is war on the other continent, which will surely happen at some point, any team that helps Monkey now will find CoD and Python assisting their enemies.

The other teams can afford to leave us be, H_E. Have you SEEN their continent? They could each get as big as CoD & Python combined without firing a shot.

-Arrian

note: this was poor wording on my part, clarified later in the thread. I'm not going to edit it to sound better, but please do read my next couple of posts before going ballistic. Thank you.

[OPD]

Originally posted by Arrian
The other teams can obviously do as they please.

If they want to back Monkey, they may, but obviously CoD and Python will remember it. And when the tables are turned, and there is war on the other continent, which will surely happen at some point, any team that helps Monkey now will find CoD and Python assisting their enemies.

(Note: Speaking completely hypothetically, we haven't sold monkey anything or even had any diplo contact with them ever)

If you had already hinted at possible millitary action on our continent would it not make sense for a team on our continent to help your enemies now?

[Hot_Enamel]

Originally posted by OPD


(Note: Speaking completely hypothetically, we haven't sold monkey anything or even had any diplo contact with them ever)

If you had already hinted at possible millitary action on our continent would it not make sense for a team on our continent to help your enemies now?

Ummm..

My point exactly.

Do you really think Team "Cake or Monty" will be happy to sit out the rest of the game and not interfere once Monkey has been removed ?

Support us, and we will keep them busy.

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[Krill]

"CoD has threatened military and economic reprisal against any nation which supports Team Monkey. I want to reiterate - SPAM has no political or national affiliations. We are simply trying to help Simians in need. Please do not give in to CoD pressure tactics. Please hear my appeal. I am sure you brave men on the other continent will not be scared off so easily. Please come to my aid. I am willing to meet privately with you to discuss our further liaisons. "

Beta, this seems to be getting a bit out of hand. Everything before was at least a little bit funny, but this is more offensive than anything else.

Bend the truth, yes, but you just broke into a few thoasand little pieces.

[Arnelos]

Originally posted by Arrian
The other teams can obviously do as they please.

If they want to back Monkey, they may, but obviously CoD and Python will remember it. And when the tables are turned, and there is war on the other continent, which will surely happen at some point, any team that helps Monkey now will find CoD and Python assisting their enemies.

The other teams can afford to leave us be, H_E. Have you SEEN their continent? They could each get as big as CoD & Python combined without firing a shot.

-Arrian

This seems an inanely dumb thing to pledge. Afterall, if the equivalent of Team Monkey is being conquered on another continent that earlier helped Monkey, would you truly side against them and in favor of the growing New World superpower?

Besides, have no fear. The Muhammad Al-Sahaf Team bears both love and a desire to destroy EVERY team. We have no special love nor bear any special desire for slaughter toward any of you.

[Arrian]

We might, Arnelos, we might. It's not a pledge, though. I may have worded it too strongly. It's a reminder that in the future, the roles may be reversed.

This game is a little different that the PTWDGI, at least for us. GS has played the PTWDG to win, using cold logic at all times to further that goal. Hence our alliance with RP, despite much better relations with GoW.

While CoD would like to win, I don't think we will go that route. It didn't end up helping GS much, anyway! Our team will act with a little more humanity and a little less Machivellian logic.

We would agree to a non-interference pact with the civs on the other continent: you stay out of this war, and we will stay out of your affairs too, for a set number of turns (50, 100, whatever, we can discuss it) or some other limiting factor (one war, the discovery of a particular tech, whatever). CoD is open to creative deals along these lines.

-Arrian