Be afraid, be very afraid...

[Niessuh]

...because Latin Lovers has managed a new breed of pure, selected stallions.

God bless the Black Bulls!


Irrigations soon available

[Arrian]

Hrm. I thought you Lovers were into women. Now you're showing an avid interest in cattle... it does make one wonder. Then again, since transvestites fancy girls, we're quite happy if you will leave them to us, and go in search of - um - bovine pleasure.

-Arrian

[Niessuh]

well, we are planning some kind of entertainment for our people: we will make it in big circular buildings with thousands of citizens. The people of Cake or Death are invited so they try to perform this kind of acts inside, I'm sure It will be a good amusement. Also, they wear very appropriately for this kind of acts

[MrWhereItsAt]

Arrian - doe it make more sense to you if I remind you that I am a LL team member?

[Octavian X]

We fear not your useless bulls! It is you who should fear our fierce cross-dressing lumberjacks!

Fear their fearsome anthem!

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
Chorus: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Chorus: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing,
And hangs around in bars.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear pappa.
Chorus: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies...and a bra?
...he's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
...he's a lumberjack and he's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

And, fear their feats of forestry! (Pic courtesy of DaveMcW - censoring courtesy of the Ministry of Hardly Noticible Censorship)

[Beta]

We on Team Monkey see any indication of greater appreciation for the members of the animal kingdom as a positive sign.

HOWEVER, if the intent of Latin Lover is to use these animals in such barbaric rituals as bull 'fights', we will report your entire team to the SPCA.

[HarryH]

The Seattle Purebreed Crossdressers Association?

[rendelnep]

I don't think so..... could be, wouldn't put it past them, welllllllllll, maybe. Yeah, It is probably that but it could also be the Spam Propagation and Cultivation Association. Except in the the UK which would either the Royal Surrey Purebreed Crossdressers Association or the Royal Spam Propagation and Cultivation Association (RSPCA). Although the Spam Propagation and Cultivation Association is the equivalent to the Dairy Board- Its our biggest export earner so far..... Nah, has to be Seattle crossdressers. Anyway I thought stallions only applied to horses?????