Hey, so... what's up here?

[Arnelos]

Hey everyone.

Would someone fill me in on PTWDG II?

Thanks

Arnelos

[Arrian]

It's meant as a more light-hearted PTW Demogame (as opposed to the original). The teams are more roleplay oriented.

1 is a bunch of monkeys
2 are based on comedy acts/groups
1 is based on the love of food
1 appears to be a bunch of happy-go-lucky hippy types
1 is dedicated to being sexy

Apparently there is another team, but they deny they exist.

Does that help?

-Arrian

[belisariu]

Originally posted by Arrian

Apparently there is another team, but they deny they exist.

I think the Team Latin Lover is for spanish speakers and some friend of the spanish forum.

Niessuh or Master Zen can say this better.

[mrmitchell]

It's a light hearted PtW Demogame. (Thanks for the nice way to put it Arrian! )

Team Tabemono is one of the best teams in the game and is dedicated to the love of food.
Team Monkey is based on roleplaying as monkeys and no deforestation.
Team Monty Python is a lumberjack that likes to put on girlie clothes and hang out in bars.
Team Sunshine is a hippie team.
Team Cake or Death, the Izzardians, they only had 3 bits of cake and didn't expect such a rush.
Latin Lover has the goal of stealing all our women, but Tabemono knows well that women go for fat balding men who can't get their lardasses away from the dinner table.
Team Mohammed Al-Sahaff does not exist. Even if they did exist, their enemies would be commiting suicide upon their gates! But they do not exist. I thrice gaurantee you, there is no Team Mohammed al-Sahaf in the PtW-DG II.

[OPD]

Originally posted by Arrian
Apparently there is another team, but they deny they exist.

perhaps your thinking of the leet speak team?

Anyway if there were another team Arnelos should probably join that team, not that there is one.

[Rhothaerill]

Originally posted by mrmitchell
Latin Lover has the goal of stealing all our women, but Tabemono knows well that women go for fat balding men who can't get their lardasses away from the dinner table.

They're probably just the same size as we are and didn't realize that women really go for men who are true to themselves. It must be tough to hide behind such a facade.

[Darekill]

Ah you should join the Monty Team. We are up for heavy deforestation, we have a flying Circus, some wafer thin mints, a cursing, swearing and anoying Leader called Guy de Loimbard who is french like all our canadian Lumberjacks are as are our who just love

Yes and some of the french Monty's are actually germans like me

[Panzer32]

Arnelos!!

Its been a while!

anyways... I'm the historian for this game, I have access to all team forums and I write stuff about what they're doing

[Beta]

Simians rule.

Here have a banana, or better yet - this nice kiwi friut I saved for a special occasion. Sit down here on this branch, and let me tell you all about Team Monkey - a hidden history only few know about - and the only team that truly cares about the earth.

[Konquest02]

Quick everyone, DUCK!! Monkey poo incoming!!

[Arnelos]

hmm... I haven't heard much from the Muhammed Al-Sahaf team... I suppose they will be sending us all to our graves in horrible fashion even when they've lost every last piece of territory?

So we have the kebab-eating don't-know-when-to-surrender monkeys, the actual dung-tossing monkeys, the hippies whose name has a disturbing similarity to the incredibly naive foreign policy of South Korea circa 2000, the wanna-be latin lovers, the glutons, some odd poisonous pastry products addiction group, a bunch of non-English people obsessed with a group of old English comics generally enamored with the idea of scruffy men wearing women's underwear.

hmm....

I'm going to have to think about this one...

[Theseus]

Originally posted by Arnelos
a bunch of non-English people obsessed with a group of old English comics generally enamored with the idea of scruffy men wearing women's underwear

And MASCARA!!!

Aaaaaaaaand, the 1st Battalion Transvestite Brigade!! ("F*ckin'hell, look at these guys. Hey… They’ve got guns! They’ve got guns! Jesus, wha – they’ve got guns! Ahhh, bugger. I was so surprised. Were you surprised? I was surprised.")

What's not to like??

[Arrian]

Theseus,

Actually, I think Arnelos has us down as "some odd poisonous pastry products addiction group." Cake or Death and all.

He doesn't know, apparently, that we too are obssessed with an English comedian. And besides, Eddie doesn't (just) wear women's underwear, he's a bloke in heels!

-Arrian

[bongo]

Hey, how did you know I like Kebab? Wanna know why? Kebab is not only the tastiest food in history, it is also the food that seperates boy from men (next time you order one, say palate-desecrating when they ask you about the strenght. If you can eat it without crying then you are truly a man.) it tells the world if you got style or not(hint, can you eat one while drunk without spreading the contents over your suit?). It is so healthy that just smelling one makes you smarter.

In sum; Food for winners


Almost forgot, WE WILL CRUSH THE INFIDELS!!!

[ZargonX]

In sum; Food for winners

Excellent! Now other teams are quoting the Tabemono motto! When you are ready to join our glorious empire, just let us know