Team Monkey will announce their Forestation policy here.

[Zero]

Originally posted by dejon
Before making a final decision on our response to this policy, we would like to know: What is your stance on shrubberies?

shrubberies are not considered trees... especially if they are cut to create a cascading effect.

[LzPrst]

never mind the shrubberies (NI!)

if a tree falls in a forest when noone is around, does a monkey see it?

if the monkey sees it, will he tell his mother?

if his mother hears about it, will she declare war on neigbouring states?

if she declares war, will the war involve banana floats and bb guns? or mayhaps, a "banana split annhiliator"?

best of wishes to our primate fiends from the knights who say NI! (and other profanities).

how will monkeys fight a war without leaving the trees?

Lzprst...

btw this whole war thing is awfully depressing, i bet all kinds of people will die, or worse, suffer slowly to death.
it really is a horrible world we live in