PTWDGII: Trash Talk Thread

[Alex]

The other teams are just a bunch of idiots and infidels that will be smashed and destroyed by the power of the MAST (Mohammed Al-Sahaf Team). Bow before us, scum! And remember: we only tell the truth.

[Zero]

Originally posted by Calc II
This team looks great. Its way better than my lame Team Monkey. I should have seen the light and the truth before and joined the one and only team that has only the coolest members from poly but now I am stuck, like the rest of us, with some lame ass team that we created because we thought it would be cool. Boy are we in for some reality check when we start the game. Mohammed al-Sahaf Team is gonna soooo r0x0r. (wait thats L337 team )

[/Mohammed al-Sahaf Team style speech]

*Calc throws monkey poo at Mohammed al-Sahaf Team*

Just thought that this post semi-belongs in the trash thread
(That and I get to rehash the same post for +1 )

[Arrian]

Originally posted by bongo
Yes but what does it taste like?

"Tastes of Human, sir."

Cake or Death?

-Arrian

[Nimitz]

Team Tabemono shall desend on all you like a plague of locus taking and eating all your food, leaving your teams a shell of themselves.

[Darekill]

I am sure that we can certainly all agree that the Monty Python team is by far the most civilised team in this group here. We will not insult, we will win by the pure power of humor. No need to get rude like you do. Gentleman let's behave and kill each other in an honorable and civilised way.

Keep a stiff upperlip!
NI

[Zero]

Men who are afraid of an innocent rabbit is not worthy my time.

For crying out loud, your team will be demolished by a single rabbit then tabemono team will cook and eat that rabbit.

and then leet haxors will hack into the rabbit and give the tabemon team a stomach virus.

Then puritan team will condemn the haxor teams in to depths of hell for their sins.

And then Sunshiny team will scare off the puritans with their too happy go lucky to trust type of behaviors.

Then cake or death will mock the hell out of Sunshine.

And we will throw monkey poos at CoD.

all while mohammed alshahaf team is living in their own world making some fairy tales thats exact opposite of what I have said.

[Darekill]

An innocent rabbit??
It wasn't inocent at all it was a most perilious killer rabbit. An awfull beast to behold! You would have run in terror if you would have seen all the bones of the brave heroes that were killed by this bane to men!

[Alex]

Originally posted by Calc II

all while mohammed alshahaf team is living in their own world making some fairy tales thats exact opposite of what I have said.

MAST will win in the end, and with the truth on our side!

[bongo]

The only reason we tell fairy tales is that the infidels(who will loose this game) can learn how to make such tales themself so they can forget their humiliating defeat.

[Shiber]

You're too kind.

[Arrian]

Just remember, MASTers ( that can't be right), if you're gonna beat us, you have to remember to bring a flag (and probably a gun borrowed from the National Rifle Association, but that's another story).

-Arrian

[Shiber]

I claim this thread in the name of the Eddie Izzard Team!

[Thud]

My initial assessment is that you will all die. Who is in control? You are not in control of anything... You don't even control yourselves!

We are not afraid of the Monkeys! Allah has condemned them! They are stupid. They are stupid and they are... condemned.

Btw, don't worry about their lies bongo... let the infidels bask in their illusion.

[Octavian X]

Yeah, all teams to oppose Monty Python will be assimilated, know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?

[Beta]

Originally posted by Arrian
(and probably a gun borrowed from the National Rifle Association, but that's another story).

-Arrian

Go on.