PTWDG II - Team "Cake or Death?"

[Jamski]

And then he goes on to Noah talking to the ducks...

-Jam

[Jamski]

And there’s others like taxidermist! You can’t just go, “Oh, I was just working at the chip shop, and I just started stuffing animals with sand,” you know? You’ve gotta want to be! “I want to be a taxidermist! I wanna fill animals with sand. (mimes stuffing an animal) I wanna get more sand into an animal than anybody has ever bloody got in one. I wanna fill a rat with the entire Gobi Desert, so it’s really quite tight.”

They should put more things in, not just sand, that gets boring. “Porridge, I’m doing this one with porridge!” (mimes stapling the stuffed animal shut) Staple gun…

“I’ve done your dog, it’s is finished. I filled it with porridge.” (flop)

“It’s a bit floppy…”

“Yeah, that’s porridge to you, you know? You’ve got a two-level effect.”

“I’ve got nine-level effect.”

“Yeah, I’ve done your cat – he’s with helium.” (mimes holding the cat as a balloon over his head)

“It’s a bit high up…”

“Yeah, that’s helium, friend. There’s no height restriction.” (mimes pulling on string) “Here.” (lets go of string and catches it again) “If you grab it, you’ve got two controls.”

“Oh,yeah, I see it!”

And the cat is going (mimes balloon losing air), with that fixed expression…

Picasso, he should have been a taxidermist!

“I’ve done your dog. It’s got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?”

“Fido looks a bit weird.”

That's my all time favorite one.

-Jam

[Arrian]

Originally posted by FrustratedPoet


*static*...... *more static*

"Hello, Swindon, I am here. Swindon, can you hear me?"

I'm not quite at the moon yet, but I can see right over the houses!

-Arrian

[Dauphin]

If we are the Romans we could have Mr Dog as our leader name.

[Arrian]

Or the Emperor Fabulous, or perhaps Fabulous II, or even Really Interesting Guy.

We are leaning towards being the English, but Rome is another good option.

-Arrian

[Shiber]

If the game would ever get to the modern age, and the team would actually survive until then, we absolutely must build the Internet wonder so we could wipe it out.

[Theseus]

So I'm at this business conference, and one of the speakers is talking about "personal branding."

And she says something like:

"Now, let's talk about first impressions. There have been studies on this at Harvard... what do you think counts the most? Well, it's about 90% how you look and sound, and 10% what you actually say."

I and a couple of Brits in the audience fell down laughing.

[FrustratedPoet]

[Shiber]

-> your new avatar FP!

[Zero]

Ive been thinking about using stewey as avatar myself..

Except the pic is in "3D".

Also, you guys dont seem to have an ingame policy. Being an all out sarcastic joking making team is great and all, but what are you gonna do differently in game? Other teams have policies that affect game play.. are you guys gonna abandon a city for the hell of it? Declare war on your neighbors just to psych them out?

[alva]

If we're to be Germans, we are gonna build up an empire and f* it all away loosing a war..
As the japanese we're gonna wait until we can declare war on the the biggest super power out there, and if we end up on a peninsula we're gonna build and build and build up...
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[Theseus]

If we play the French, we want to attack someone across tundra...

[Shiber]

"Brrrr, it's a bit cold, it's a bit cold..."
We could do the same as the Germans: "Ooh, I've got another idea, I have another idea. Brrrr, it's the same idea, it's the same idea..."
As the Zulus (which is not quite the Cambodians but as close as you get in Civ3PTW), we can poprush a lot thus "killing our own people", and everyone else would say "good, we've been trying to kill you ourselves for ages".

[Theseus]

Death death death death death... LUNCH... death death death.

Sorta like GS and Vox.

[Theseus]

Just don;t go into that guy's house!!