PTWDG II: Team Monkeys Thread

[ThePlagueRat]

When you eat a banana you taste the soul of The Banana and you'll just have to make a funny face. When you smoke the banana peel, you won't get stoned, just a little dizzy...
-from " The medicineape's ritual standards".

[ThePlagueRat]

Re: PTWDG II: Team Monkeys Thread

Originally posted by Calc II
Civ: We'll vote on this once we have enough members, but I'm leaning towards either Russia or Carthage

I say Carthage. Their leaderhead got much hair in his face.
And he has a funny expression on it.
Furthermore... quite a safe start cause of the UU.

[Zero]

Re: Re: PTWDG II: Team Monkeys Thread

Originally posted by ThePlagueRat


I say Carthage. Their leaderhead got much hair in his face.
And he has a funny expression on it.
Furthermore... quite a safe start cause of the UU.

I was thinking the same thing too. Russia is a nice choice as well (sci/exp) Traits are perfect for curious monkeys that likes to explore.

if anyone has othe suggestions. Feel free to do so.

Originally posted by ThePlagueRat
When you eat a banana you taste the soul of The Banana and you'll just have to make a funny face. When you smoke the banana peel, you won't get stoned, just a little dizzy...
-from " The medicineape's ritual standards".

Dont forget about my personal favorite = fermented bananas

[Beta]

Beta - the Lion-Tailed Macaque - reports for duty.

(scratch scratch pick pick.... Here H_E, a good juicy one for you.)

[ThePlagueRat]

Hiiiiiieeeee... -TPApe reports in. Look here: onemoremonkey.com Whazzup?

[Zero]

ok fellow primates: We have much to discuss about what attitude our team shoudl take. And these issues will be ironed out when we do get our private forum, but just keep these thoughts/issues in mind.

Issues:

1. Do we consider humans as equal primates, secondary citizens, slaves (ala Planet of apes style) or a race to be wiped out?

2. Do we fight against deforesting just for our civ, or do we advocate this policy in foreign policy as well? Should we also encourage growing forest?

more issues to come.

[flash9286]

they should be slaves
All forests and banana trees should be saved from the evil humans.

[Beta]

Calc - is this our membership so far? It looks like these are the ones committed to Team Monkey.

CalcII
flash9286
ThePlagueRat
statusperfect
BetaHound
Hot_Enamel

Anyone else out there feel the urge??

Three free lice and two bananas for all new members!

[History Guy]

*cough*

Allow me to present myself. I am Mr. Simian History Guy Pygmaeus of the Orangutan Clan. Just having come down from the trees, I'd like to offer my assistance in any way possible.

May I have a banana?

Simian Pygmaeus

[Zero]

*Calc hands a juicy banana using his left foot.

Welcome history guy.

[Beta]

Simian P.. welcome. We are honored. Here is your signing bonus:

*Beta passes three lice to History Guy.

[History Guy]

Lice...these little buggers aren't bad, you know. Back in the jungles of Asia I always liked to suck termites out of bark. Ever done that? Good stuff.

Of course, I also drank tea with the Buddhists, but that's a different matter entirely.

Thanks for the banana.

Simian Pygmaeus
Head of the Orangutan Gang

[ThePlagueRat]

Perhaps I met you in Asia then?

I was the one in the tree,
who used to hang and pee,
into the buddhist tea.
And now, listen to me...
Cause I give you banana number two and three.

*drew two banans and tossed them over to Simian*

[History Guy]

Ah, so it was you, was it?

Thanks for the bananas. I hope you washed your hands. Oh, wait, sorry, we haven't evolved that far yet.

[Konquest02]

Can I share a banana with you guys?

If yes, can I join the team afterwards?

--Kon--