War In The East !!!

[ChrisiusMaximus]

WAR IN THE EAST !!!


Tremble oh ye Bards for the Horde rides,

Our vengeance shall smite ye,

Your days are numbered, it has been decreed by the Khan!!!

Look to west my musical friends,

Look for the fluttering banners of the Horde, for they shall fall upon your cities like rain!!

The earth shall tremble as the hooves of the Horde crush your mortal souls beneth them!!

Blood Red Rivers of Euphorican Lifeblood shall flow throughout your lands!!

We shall comfort your grieving women by the glowing embers of our night fires!!

Surrender or Die!!!!!!!

[bongo]

Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!

[Ljube]

Death! Ride, ride to ruin and the world's ending!

[Paddy]

Strength and Honour.

Second Horse of the Apocalypse (ancient cavalry 5/5) - 1,4 leaving Bardlands
Stormbringer (horsewoman 3/4) - 1 leaving Bardlands

then War declared

Second Horse of the Apocalypse (ancient cavalry 5/5) then moves 2

Second Horse of the Apocalypse (ancient cavalry 5/5) then attacks Axel Rose (Bard Spearman 4/4) in Metallica

Axel Rose dismissed

Second Horse of the Apocalypse (ancient cavalry 3/5) captures Metallica

Signs stating "Metallica" as town name taken down.
(later seen being sold at various markets throughout Hordelands as collectables)

"Fort Napster" declared open. Blood Oath Horde flag raised.

[McMeadows]

-silence remains-

[bongo]

Come again? I can't hear you over the noise of celebrating soldiers.

[Krill]

hey, Paddy, How much for the furs?

(And thanks for the map info)

[Paddy]

opps...

[Aqualung71]

I guess this shows that when you choose a strong and powerful aggressor as your ally, you had damn well better perform on the battlefield or accept the consequences

[Beta]

Originally posted by Aqualung71
I guess this shows that when you choose a strong and powerful aggressor as your ally, you had damn well better perform on the battlefield or accept the consequences

Or at least make sure they commit their troops first....

[Shogun Gunner]

BoH strikes again.....nice bit of storyboarding there guys!

[Paddy]

When we razed the Desolators town of Sidon we commited our troops.

[ormuzd]

I'd like to hear a logical reason for this war

the previous two wars were explained:
- settling near fortified warrior
- moving warrior in neutral territories in directions not liked by the Horde

Yes, I still remember and watch over you (think about Robert De Niro in meet the Parents)

[Aqualung71]

Originally posted by ormuzd
the previous two wars were explained:
- settling near fortified warrior
- moving warrior in neutral territories in directions not liked by the Horde

Yeh, like those were excellent reasons!

[Paddy]

Yes indeed.

You must admit, the Horde was not wasting money on too many Lawyers or Publicity Agents in those days