EoD: Euphoriscian Musical Invasion!

[snoopy369]

*** BREAKING NEWS***

FROM THE EP NEWS WIRE

EUPHORISCIAN FORCES INVADE DESOLATE ROW, HOPING TO BRING MUSIC TO THOSE DESOLATE CITIZENS

EARLY REPORTS MARK MIXED RESULTS, LOSSES ON BOTH SIDES

STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES

THIS HAS BEEN YOUR NEWS LEADER, ENN

*** BREAKING NEWS ***

[marcuspeddle]

You call that music? From the battle report it looks like you broke a few strings right at the beginning of the concert.

Masuro of Desolation Row

[snoopy369]

Oh, it is only that we hope to bring music to your people. The fact that your leaders insist on maintaining their non-musical stance only brings us to quicken your musical education.

[Aqualung71]

Stop that! .......silly person

[Ljube]

So? Any new developments? Don't keep us in the dark please. Or is it all quiet on the musical front?

[Jon Shafer]

Apparently a group of drunken bards was making trouble nearby, so a couple members of the night watch were force to keep the peace. The disturbance was quickly dealt with so there's no reason to be alarmed.

[snoopy369]

Our people were tipsy, but like all bards have a greater than usual capacity for drink, actually gaining a greater harmony and creative ability from a few good ales.

Our initial efforts to introduce Music to those uncultured barbarians of Desolation Row were unfortunately forcibly rejected, but we are not concerned; Elvis did not conquer Graceland in a day, either. We have great hopes that we shall yet be able to convert the heathen, amusical Desolate peoples to a more harmonious existence.

[Aqualung71]

And our Desolate souls look forward to mingling with your next band of missionary troubadores

[Aqualung71]

Hey, we have been watching out for your next band of wandering suicidal minstrels. Our troops will welcome them with open arms....and flashing scimitars

When can we expect your next missionary visit?

[McMeadows]

We thought it was your turn to visit us...

[Aqualung71]

But we don't know any decent music - just bob Dylan's ramblings. After all, you're the bards! Come on over and say hi

[snoopy369]

Nah, we thought we'd invite you over to our place. Can't find a decent sound system south of the desert ...