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    A Pebbled Garden...

    A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his collegues. As he got out, a truck came along and completely tore off the driver's door of the Lexus.
    The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn't more than five minutes before a policeman pulled up.
    Before the police officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.
    After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
    "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
    "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
    "My God, don't you even realize that you left arm is missing?" said the police officer. "It got ripped off when the truck hit you!"
    "Oh my God!," screamed the lawyer, "my Rolex!!"
    5
    1. No parking units on unconnected resources in a state of peace to prevent them being hooked up. :nono:
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    2. No pillaging with our Monks :bash:
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    3. No pillaging with our Ninjas :naughty:
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    4. We may not build the War Council GW, but may win diplomaticly if we capture it, provided we have at least 25% of the land area before calling the vote. :evilgrin:
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    :ana:
    100.00%
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    Last edited by Paddy; May 22, 2005, 13:52.
    Gurka 17, People of the Valley
    I am of the Horde.
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  • #2
    Here in Germany it´s a joke about PORSCHE drivers...
    Heinrich, King of Germany, Duke of Saxony in Cyclotron's amazing Holy Roman Empire NES
    Let me eat your yummy brain!
    "be like Micha!" - Cyclotron

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    • #3
      Difficulty Levels Poll

      pretty simple really
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      Gurka 17, People of the Valley
      I am of the Horde.

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      • #4
        I'm confused. Is there a poll?
        Banano Laŭrajta Registaro en Ekzilo - Bananoj gismorte!| Cows O' Plenty|Wish List For ciV | Ming on Spammers: ...And, how do you know that I'm not just spamming by answering him |"This is all about peace; and in the quest for peace you have none." -my son wise beyond his years

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        • #5
          hehe made a mistake

          it is out there though
          Gurka 17, People of the Valley
          I am of the Horde.

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          • #6
            Runoff Poll on the Japan civs

            Please see Poll on the Japan civs for full details
            Attached Files
            Gurka 17, People of the Valley
            I am of the Horde.

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            • #7
              not sure what this means

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              • #8
                Poll it out



                lets vote
                Gurka 17, People of the Valley
                I am of the Horde.

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                • #9
                  Is this supposed to be multiple choice? I see radio buttons.

                  But, I'd go along

                  I'll vote when this is fixed or clarified.
                  Last edited by Daddy-O; June 3, 2005, 13:42.
                  Banano Laŭrajta Registaro en Ekzilo - Bananoj gismorte!| Cows O' Plenty|Wish List For ciV | Ming on Spammers: ...And, how do you know that I'm not just spamming by answering him |"This is all about peace; and in the quest for peace you have none." -my son wise beyond his years

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                  • #10
                    this be the pebbled garden

                    basically a place where my messed up posts have been sent

                    I believe you have already voted in this poll
                    Gurka 17, People of the Valley
                    I am of the Horde.

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                    • #11
                      I am so confused. Can I have a misplaced spam thread too? As opposed to my well placed spam thread?

                      Apolyton Civilization Site
                      http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=134113


                      I will vote
                      Banano Laŭrajta Registaro en Ekzilo - Bananoj gismorte!| Cows O' Plenty|Wish List For ciV | Ming on Spammers: ...And, how do you know that I'm not just spamming by answering him |"This is all about peace; and in the quest for peace you have none." -my son wise beyond his years

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                      • #12
                        This must be a bug in the forum. How could a very uninteresting thread with about 10 posts have over 10,000 views?
                        Banano Laŭrajta Registaro en Ekzilo - Bananoj gismorte!| Cows O' Plenty|Wish List For ciV | Ming on Spammers: ...And, how do you know that I'm not just spamming by answering him |"This is all about peace; and in the quest for peace you have none." -my son wise beyond his years

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