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  • Snoopimus II: Persian Threat!

    Snoopimus looks from one side of his empire, to the other, and sees one thing that bothers him more than any other ...


    The Persian Fleet, in Roman Waters!!!!

    This is an abomination that should not be allowed to continue.

    What say ye, Senators of Rome? Why do we allow Persia to trespass on Roman territory, and not stop them?

    How can such a large fleet of ships be stationed in Roman Waters and nothing be done about it?

    I remember the words of an ancient Roman emperor ... Veni, Vidi, Vici ... and then ask myself, would he have allowed such an atrocity, that territory that he had Conquered, then be violated so, by such a foe?

    I cry, WAR, or at least a demand that Persia leave our waters and never return!

    What say ye?
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    You have trespassed on our territory for the LAST TIME! WAR!!!
    46.15%
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    Leave our waters and never return, or it shall be War ...
    7.69%
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    We are COWARDS and allow you to remain in our water.
    30.77%
    4
    Patriotic :ana:
    15.38%
    2

    The poll is expired.

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  • #2
    Persia must, MUST DIE !!!!!
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    • #3
      Option not in the poll: Go through the reminder of the Macedonians, and then attack Persia.
      Seriously. Kung freaking fu.

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      • #4
        I leave out the Macedonian question entirely, purposefully. The point is that this specific atrocity should be handled, this turn; how. I ask not whether we eventually war with Persia, but what to do *this turn*.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by snoopy369
          I leave out the Macedonian question entirely, purposefully. The point is that this specific atrocity should be handled, this turn; how. I ask not whether we eventually war with Persia, but what to do *this turn*.
          Why bother talking to them then? They have no way of landing nor attacking us—not just yet.
          Seriously. Kung freaking fu.

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          • #6
            Kill EVERYTHING!!!
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            • #7
              Poll options should not be as blantely biased as this:

              We are COWARDS and allow you to remain in our water.
              Anyway I see no point in a Persian war at this time. We are not in a position to attack Persia at all, and even then the Gauls are softer targets. A war with Persia at this time risks our possesions in Egypt, including a unique luxary resource, since those cities are underdefended.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by joncnunn
                Poll options should not be as blantely biased as this:



                Anyway I see no point in a Persian war at this time. We are not in a position to attack Persia at all, and even then the Gauls are softer targets. A war with Persia at this time risks our possesions in Egypt, including a unique luxary resource, since those cities are underdefended.
                This is why a war with persia should include Carhago as our vassal in the Egyptan front.

                As for the ships, the roman fleet is a joke. Ignore them for now.
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                • #9
                  Persia must, MUST DIE !!!!!
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Paddy the Scot
                    Persia must, MUST DIE !!!!!
                    Yes, lets kill them. we must only have war that is fun win.

                    Lets have a crusade against the persian infidels.
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                    • #11
                      I demand 20 Persian bellydancers to be captured and brought to the Tre Formaggi et Rosso within the next three years! ( )
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                      • #12
                        this can be done by the special ops corps

                        2000 is a task for the military

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                        • #13
                          The problem is that the pub would be quite crowded with 2000 bellydancers in there
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                          • #14
                            we could redestribute them between the local pubs too

                            but I promise the 20 finest dancers will be sent to Tre Formaggi et Rosso if the war between us and Persia starts under my rule

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                            • #15
                              Ah, most excellent. Thank you very much!

                              Pst, get me one of those for "private duty" too, will you?
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