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(in strides Historik Bloodaxe, the most fearsome walrus-hunter in all Scandinavia...)
I was stabbing a walrus today out on the floes when I suddenly realized that it might well be a good idea if we treated everybody like I was treating that walrus. In that case, we could go on hunting walruses without Turkish people interfering in the blubber and ivory trades. Therefore, I decided to turn my battleaxe-- Grungnager Trollsmiter to good use against...well...just about everyone who isn't a Viking. So, without further ado, allow me to join this party.
I think I'd like to run around insanely smacking Ottomans with my battleaxe about now.
Historik Bloodaxe
I was stabbing a walrus today out on the floes when I suddenly realized that it might well be a good idea if we treated everybody like I was treating that walrus. In that case, we could go on hunting walruses without Turkish people interfering in the blubber and ivory trades. Therefore, I decided to turn my battleaxe-- Grungnager Trollsmiter to good use against...well...just about everyone who isn't a Viking. So, without further ado, allow me to join this party.
I think I'd like to run around insanely smacking Ottomans with my battleaxe about now.
Historik Bloodaxe
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