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I would like to unveil the plans for... (drum roll) the Banack Missile!
The Banack Missile, also known as the BM-3.14159, outwardly looks like a tube with a big round thing on top. In fact, it IS a tube with a big round thing on top. Inside the tube is a lot of alcohol. At the bottom of the tube is a thin nozzle. When the alcohol is ignited, all of the drunk ten-year-olds trying to drink it recieve third-degree burns and/or die. Actually, hot gases are forced out of the nozzle at high speeds, theoritically propelling the missile at high speeds towards the intended target, but in real life landing it on your house. The burning alcohol lights another fuse that, when it reaches its end, trigger a small explosive charge in the big round thing, spreading the banack (which is powdery) all over the intended target, making all of the people there high and easy targets for the drunk ten-year-olds.
The Banack Missile, also known as the BM-3.14159, outwardly looks like a tube with a big round thing on top. In fact, it IS a tube with a big round thing on top. Inside the tube is a lot of alcohol. At the bottom of the tube is a thin nozzle. When the alcohol is ignited, all of the drunk ten-year-olds trying to drink it recieve third-degree burns and/or die. Actually, hot gases are forced out of the nozzle at high speeds, theoritically propelling the missile at high speeds towards the intended target, but in real life landing it on your house. The burning alcohol lights another fuse that, when it reaches its end, trigger a small explosive charge in the big round thing, spreading the banack (which is powdery) all over the intended target, making all of the people there high and easy targets for the drunk ten-year-olds.
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