Senate Bill: Illegalization of Trout-Slapping

[Kuciwalker]

I have seen a very disturbing report in the Jungle Gazette. I think we need to take immediate action to stop this epidemic! Ban trout-slapping now!

If you would like to read the report, click here.

[Kuciwalker]

*sigh*

manually add +1 to Yes!

[Shiber]

BS. It's piano-slapping that we need to stop.

[GodKing]

What is wrong with a little trout slapping? Nothing I say. Nothing what so ever.

[Shiber]

Trout-slapping is an Apolytonian tradition that dates back to the very beginning of our civilization. We've been trout-slapping from day one, and now you want to end this great and beautiful heritage of over five thousand years? I say NO to this!!

[ManicStarSeed]

I voted no. In fact, I believe that trout slapping should be protected as an endangered (or is that engendered) activity...

[Thud]

Stop the moral degeneration! Illegalize Trout-Slapping! Free the slaves!

[Aro]

Freedom of choice!
I voted bannanabis.

[Aggie]

Trout slapping is an important ingredient in our religious rituals and thus must be protected since we use it for religious purposes. When I slapped arnelos with a trout i was simply blessing him the way our religion does. Protect our religion, remember if trout slaping is illegal only criminals will trout slap.
Aggie

[lmtoops]

Doesn't trout slapping make you go blind?

[GodKing]

Depends on where, when, why, how much and how hard the trout slap was. Generally speaking, an ordinary trout slap on a regular and ordinary basis is actually healthy, and no blindness will occur.

[Kuciwalker]

If trout slapping is illegal only criminals will trout slap...

*breaks up into a fit of laughter*



I'm going to make that my signature.

[Epistax]

Despite this poll, it is still agreed that trout spanking is not allowed.

[Kuciwalker]

[Hot Mustard]

And trolling for trout is okay too, right?