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Why is everyone is wearing a Santa Claus hat: the smilies, Trip (or his avatar, which I think is supposed to be Trip), Lisa Simpson, Alva’s lion, Donegeal’s marines, and even the Uberkrux demon. Is Ariel Sharon going to be next 
Maybe we should be equal opportunity and consider having yarmulkes for the High Holidays 
I don’t have a Santa Claus hat and I’m scared I’m going to catch cold. Look, the heat is escaping from my head on both sides
I could balance a hat on my thumb
if I tried it would fall off
I’m embarrassed because I don’t have one
I expect I’ll get one real soon
they overlooked me this year
I’ve already got a hat
Aargh! I was so looking forward to a hat!
I’m getting the hat when it arrives! No, I’m getting the hat when it arrives!
First we take Grinny’s hat, then Laughy’s... their eyes are closed so they won’t see us.
my head is so bare...
...while visions of Santa hats danced in their heads...
I hope this helped alleviate the stress of having to decide whether to go to war with one power or two
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Maybe we should be equal opportunity and consider having yarmulkes for the High Holidays I don’t have a Santa Claus hat and I’m scared I’m going to catch cold. Look, the heat is escaping from my head on both sides I could balance a hat on my thumb if I tried it would fall off I’m embarrassed because I don’t have one I expect I’ll get one real soon they overlooked me this year I’ve already got a hat Aargh! I was so looking forward to a hat! I’m getting the hat when it arrives! No, I’m getting the hat when it arrives! First we take Grinny’s hat, then Laughy’s... their eyes are closed so they won’t see us. my head is so bare... ...while visions of Santa hats danced in their heads...I hope this helped alleviate the stress of having to decide whether to go to war with one power or two
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pikesfan this is hilarious! 
, 1996-Perot 
, 2004-Bush :|, 2008-Obama :|, 2012-Obama 
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